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The Thoughts In Your Head (Zeke Falcone)

Male reader.

I'm re-watching Zeke and Luther and I just needed to write something for this fandom. I'm only on season 2 right now and the wiki is empty/has fake facts. So if things are wrong, I'm sorry.

Inspired by the song Parents by YUNGBLUD.

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I'm a new skater to Gilroy, specifically Pacific Terrace. And as soon as I hear about Ramps, I head there as fast as I can. But upon arriving I get stopped, probably because someone notices I'm new.

"Hey, you. What are you doing here?" He asks loudly, causing almost everyone to skate over to me and glare.

"Hey, relax, dudes. I'm just here to skate like you." I say smiling sweetly.

A brown-haired guy, with the most gorgeous blue eyes walks up to me and fake smiles. "How do we know you're not a plant set by Dingle or Fitzle?" He asks crossing his arms.

I smirk. "Chill sweetheart." I flirt. "I don't even know who they are. Now, can I skate, or like is there somewhere else that I could?"

"Su-sweetheart? Are you... Trying to flirt with me?" He asks embarrassed.

I laugh. "Dunno." I shrug. "Is it working?" I wink.

Everyone who had circled us groan and skate off. It seems like this guy is their leader. One of the only guys left bursts out laughing, causing the guy to hit him.

"Luth! It's not funny." He groans his whole face turning red.

Luth, I guess, stands up straight. "Right sorry. I wasn't laughing because... You know. It was just he was so forward with it, I was caught off guard." The ginger explains.

The guy sighs pinching the bridge of his nose as I stand and watch him. He looks up at me expectingly before looking at my board.

"Look, dude. I just want to skate. It's been nearly a full twenty-four hours since I was last able to just... Skate, you know. I'm sure you can understand the itch." I say fidgeting with a wheel on my board.

He rolls his eyes but holds his hand out. "Okay, you can skate here." Before I can shake it he pulls it back. "But, don't flirt with me, jokingly or otherwise. And if you do anything that could jeopardize ramps, you're out of here." He brings it back down.

"Hmm, don't know if I can make that deal." I cross my arms. "So are you like the... Head skater? You control this spot?"

"No one owns Ramps. Ramps is for everyone." He says looking around. "No matter age, gender, race or anything. Well okay, maybe not age, we don't want adults around."

"Unless they're cool, like Tony Hawk." Luth butts in.

"Sexuality too? Because I won't skate anywhere that discriminates."

"What happens outside of Ramps stays there. We don't care, but romantic stuff is gross no matter if you're gay or not." He explains. "Just don't bring your dates here, I don't care if they're a guy or a girl."

"Are you like an eight-year-old? "Romance is gross." Dude, grow up. It's kinda sad." I say laughing.

He scoffs. "Don't get cute with me!"

I chuckle. "No need. You're already cute enough for the both of us." I wink again.

Another guy speaks up. "Zeke, dude, you're just gonna let him speak to you like that? It's almost like you-"

"Shut it, Kojo." The guy, Zeke, says glaring at him. Kojo walks off and Zeke turns back to me. "I told you not to flirt with me!"

I hum and smirk. "I never shook on it."