Hey! I originally did this story under the username Crescent13. my friend threatened me with a spork so I had to post it here 2... sorry if I dissapointed you when it suddenly dissapeared.
"OMG! KYLIE! I FIGURED IT OUT!" I yelled at my best friend Ky.
"OMG NO WAY! HOW DOES IT GO?!!" she asked excitedly
"Justin Bieber wanna be'ers are gay smurfs and they work in factorys we call the mall!" I said smiling at how fantastically true it was.
"But how?" she asked. We have been sitting on the couch for the past 6 hours trying to figure it out.
"Because the smurf's can't just go out! They have to disguise themselves because althewise people would ask for their autographs! So they get Justin Bieber hair cuts and walk around like they own the place! But you know they do because the mall is their factory! And they are gay because I said so!" I said smiling. She laughed at me.
"Nice Episteme! Geez Ali! I think you're getting smarter then me!"
(a/n Episteme is knowledge in some foren language... I need some inspiration/ comments b4 I continue this sory!)
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