Story by: Buttercup_pearl20

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by ChinitosPJ

by ChinitosPJ

Ahm ... Haha.. hahaha .... ha-ha ... ahm ... hahahahahahaha .. Hehe ... Hehehe .. he-he-he .... ehm ... ehe-he .... hehehe .... ehm hehe ... hehehehehe .... hihihihihihi .... hihihi ..... hi-hi .... hihihi.... hi-hi-hi-hi .... hihi ..... hohohohohohoho .... ho-ho ... ohm ... ohohohoho ... o-ho-ho-ho ....... huhuhuhuhuhuhu .... hu-hu-hu-hu .... huhu .... huhuhuhu .....

Ahm hehe ..... pasensya na po.... ahm, ehm, ihm, ohm ,uhm .... hehe .... osige na nga .... I'll start na nga .... baka humaba pa tawa ko ... hehehehe .... ok stop na ....

Once upon a time, ay! masyadong serious naman ....

ok ahm, ehm, ihm, ohm ,uhm ...

Je ireumeun Maggy imnida ... ay ok... serios na nga... Ako po si Maggy magulo ang buhay... Isang napakahuwarang (huwag po kayong maniwala) nilalang sa ilalim ng tubig ... Nakatira sa Deepest Trench, Oceanic Crust, Earth ... Inanakan ni Poseidon ang aking Inang syokoy kaya isang katulad ko ang nabuo ...

Isang araw, sa ilalim ng dagat, nakita ko si spongebob, ang pinakamamahal kong karibal sa aking amang si Poseidon ... Nahahati ang atensyon ng aking ama dahil marami siyang anak sa ibat-ibang lamang dagat sa tabi-tabi...

"Hey Spongebob, wanna play?" Joke lang po yung sinabi kong karibal ko siya .... He's actually the best half-brother underwater ... Siya lang ang kasundo ko sa mga kapatid ko ...

"Sure Maggy..." yung ibig sabihin namin ng salitang play is to take revenge to the worst underwater bully, Patty... Speaking of Patty, I can see her from here...

"Hey Patty!" I called her ...

"Hey, why did you basted our Patrick dude? Can't you see, you'll totaly be envied by lots of syokoys here... You know why? Patrick is the best male underwater creature after Poseidon and I ... How dare you!" sabi ni Spongebob... joke lang po yung worst underwater bully ... She's actually the Syokoy Council President...

"Can't you see too? why would I not basted him? I'm still young ... I wanna be a good role model syokoy in our school... I don't wanna be in a relationship in such a young age ... That thing would totally ruin my image ... Don't you understand my very understandable situation that even those who can't relate can still understand? Am I not worth to be understand?" Speech ni Patty...

"Ok ... I understand what you want us to understand but, If ever Patrick will court you someday, I mean, when you're already at your right age, do you think he deserves a second chance?" Tanong ko...

"If ever he will court me someday, why not give him a second chance right? He'll just make sure he won't be like his dad who has lots of wives..." wika ni Patty...

"REALLY PATTY? DID I HEARD IT RIGHT?" we almost got a heart attack... Biglang kasing sumulpot si Patrick...

"yeah" pa-demure pa si Patty .... Nahiya pa...

"OMO! I can't believe it! I'll totaly wait for you my beloved Patty and I promise I won't be like my Father.... I'm going crazy! Bring me to the Hospital, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...." ayun nga dinala na siya sa Hospital for Sea Creatures... Sinamahan siya ni Patty... Hindina namin sinamahan para magkaroon sila ng quality time sa isa't-isa ....

"ahm,,, Maggy magulo ang isip,,, gusto mo maging tayo narin?" wika ni Spongebob...

"Duh... How could you, we're siblings ...." Me

"Haha ... I was just kidding... I know you like Roentgen and Faraday... Keep it up.... " Spongebob ....

"Hindi ko narinig! Bleeeeh!" I walked out ....

Sa kasamaang palad, nadulas ako ....

"Argh! I really hate this day!" Me

"Hehe... Oww hey Roentgen and Faraday!"

"Argh!"