(akaashi pov)
"Yo guys."
"What."
"Are y'all gay?"
"PFFT-"
I cough uncontrollably.
"No?????" I wrinkle my nose.
"You sure? Y'all are always together though." Says the background character.
"Hes my bestfriend, that's why." Bokuto looks at the guy, looking the very not very slightest bit disgusted.
"Bro we literally both have girlfriends." I deadpan.
"Shit really."
"Yes really." I pinch the bridge of my nose.
"Where's your girlfriend then?" The asshole asks.
"I blink for a second, questioning every single life decision that led up to this moment of me being accused of being gay when my whole friendgroup (tbh me too) are lowkey homophobic and literally are all in committed relationships with the opposite gender.
"Are you really going to make me pro-"
"Yes."
I pick up my phone to call Y/n.
About a minute and a half later (which consisted of Bokuto trying to prove he really is in fact dating a girl), Y/n arrives to the scene. Saviour in a fancy ass school uniform, braids, armed with strawberry milk and sarcasm.
"Hey you called me?" She tilts her head at me.
"Hey love." I sigh. "Nameless asshat over here wants me to prove I have a girlfriend and I'm not gay."
"How long have you been fighting the gay allegations for?" She giggles, coming to peck my lips and sit down on the chair next to me.
"Far too long." I say, rolling my eyes and kissing her cheek.
"If you two are done." Bokuto chines in. "Where the hell is Yukie?"
"Aww are you sad without your giwlfwiend?" Y/n teases for a second be fore replying. "She's with Kaori, you better go find her, think she turned off her phone."
"Ohkay."
Meanwhile the gay accuser had dissapeared, embarassed and useless now that he'd fulfilled the plot requirements.
"Hey the bastard left." I say.
"He left after I kissed you." Y/n shrugged.
"Hey Bo sorry I didn't reply I was yelling at Kaori over a pack of chips."
"Yu you're about 5 minutes too late." Y/n informs her.
"Late for what?" She asks.
"To prove his un-gayness."
"What."
hey guys sorry for like dissapearing for 2 weeks yes im still alive sorry for missing posts the moment i told you i wouldnt🤡🤡
um
i was in london ok i didnt have timeee to writeeee
ALSO I WAS ON THE FLIGHT HOME OK CUT ME SOME SLACK
haha anyways
no theyre not gay
i zont support akaashi being gay sorry not super sorry
also
im still posting pretty eyes on friday so stay tuneddd
THE PROLOGUES AND CHAPTER 1 ARE GOING UP😁😁
have a good day/night🤡
baibai🫶
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Akaashi Keiji x reader oneshots
Fanfiction[TAKING REQUESTS] Just some fluff for all my akaashi simps (that includes me)
