Then came Fade

Arriving to the secretary's lair

    

I arrived into the office which looked SUPER boring. The walls were grey, the floor was grey, the furniture was grey, the secretaries were grey the only color in this room was my hamburger backpack which wasn't even that colorful. I flew open the door and nearly gave the buck-toothed Secretary a heart attack. She then gave me the once over and put a scowl on her face. I walked up to the you guessed it, grey desk and said "Ayo!" She had a bewildered look on her face before straightening up and saying "Can I help you?" With a tone so boring I  almost fell asleep. I practically yelled " AYO CAN I HAVE MEH SCHEDULE PLEZ AND THANK YOUUUU." She just glared at me not even adding a fake smile and said "Your name?" "My name is Fade Ashman". She slowly printed out a piece of paper and without any other comment walked away to the teachers lounge. I just shrugged and looked down at my schedule heading for my locker. Once I found it I tried doing that cool thing in movies wear the pound on the locker a few times and it pops open but today wasn't my lucky day I guess. I heard snickering behind me so I turned around and saw a too-tanned, bleach blond Barbie staring at me with a Cheshire grin on her face so I did what first came to mind and screamed "HULLO!" She looked surprised before saying " Um who exactly are you?" Very snotty I might add "I am Fade and can I help you?" She glared at me and said "Lets get a few things straight, I am the queen you are a nobody, back off Zachary, and stop being so hyper it's annoying. I just lazily stared at her and said "OHMIGOSH I KNOW WHO U R!!!" She looked at me confidently opening her mouth but before she could I cut her off " You're  the slutty version of bubbles from power puff girls!" She just stared at me with shock written all over her face and glared a me but once again I cut her off saying,  " OH AND WHO IS ZACHARY?" She looked at me confused but then recognition cam to her face and she said, "Well duh he is the king and he is the star football player on our team. You will see him soon enough, he is the only hot guy here." She then remembered my last sentence though and a scowl sunk on her face. " You still watch power puff girls?" She said with disgust as I said " Well yeah! I am watching one right now, but she should put some clothes on or they will cancel the show" I said with fake sadness. She continued to scowl and before she could say anything the warning bell went off and I skipped down to my next class leaving a very mad bubbles behind.