Stan And Kyle Have Fun

Kyle Cheats On The Test

*le Kyle's POV*

I'm so gonna get that Cartman, I swear! I can usually handle his nonsense and jokes but this time he has crossed the line!
Today during class, Cartman had told Mr. Garrison that I was using my phone to cheat on our exam. he said this because the exam was on careers, and any time careers come up, he gives the usual "Jews can't be firemen", or "Jews can't be dancers; they have no rhythm", and "Jews can't be pirates". I don't even like pirates!
But of course, as retarded as our town is, Mr. Garrison believed him and now I'm in a lot of trouble. What am I going to do?! I know- I'll call Stan. Oh wait, I can't, my parents took my phone. I swear to god, Cartman...

*le Cartman's POV*

I ran into the cafeteria shouting "Hey you guys! HEYYYY YOU GUYS! GUESS WHAT? KYLE WAS CHEATING ON A TEST TODAY!" 
"Really?" Craig asked.
"Yeahh! He was looking up all the answers, I saw! I sit behind him you guys!" I told him.
"Cartman, I was not doing that! As much as you believe Jews can't get jobs, it doesn't mean that's  true!" Kyle said.
"Well Kyle, your dad is Jewish, what does he do for a living?" I asked him.
"Goddamnit fatass, you know my dad's a lawyer!" He yelled.
"Ohh.. Right."