Hi I am Jojo The Nerd. When I was 1 my mom gave me my first dictionary. I was so extremely happy.when I started to read the dictionary I realized my mom had duct tape over a bunch of the words so I was curious and started peeling of the duct tape and now I use those words in my everyday vocabulary. I think she made those words special because they are words you are supposed to use most commonly. Then when I went to preschool I put the duct tape words on my spelling test and I got sent to the principal's office then the principal sent me to court. Then when I was in court with my lawyer he ditched me and went to the bathroom. Then I got sent to jail and I wrote this letter to my lawyer: Dear,lawyer I am writing to you from jail , sadly it could not be on real paper and another negative is that it is used " fake paper" sincerely ,Jojo P.S: please bring me Sweet Frog. After going to jail for 1 day went to Sweet Frog and got two cups of frozen yogurt because I don't think my lawyer got the note I wrote him. I know what your thinking:he is in preschool how is he getting ice cream. I'll just say I bored the cashier to death while I was talking about the psychological reasoning of the majestic hair net. Then I walked home. When I got home my mom asked me where I had been I said
I had been in jail
and then she said ok and told me to go play a video game and that was when I got mad there was no way I was playing a brain numbing game in which you click buttons with your thumbs. So I said
"there is no way I am playing a video game missy so you better live with the fact that I don't feel like playing video games"
. Then my mom said slow down sonny boy I was just pulling your leg. Now go read. Ok I said.
Then I went and read my book. After I was done reading my 7,000 page book I came down the stairs and saw my brother sucking on his thumb so I asked him what he was doing and he said
" I am sucking my thumb. It is good for you."
