online dating // jaspar

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(a/n: iDK WHAT THIS IS IM SORRY IT'S SHIT WTF)

unknown number: lou i swear to god if you don't get home right now i'm gonna cum in my pants

unknown number: louis william tomlinson

unknown number: cOME HOME RN YOU'RE KILLIN ME

joe: wOAH CHILL FAM. WRONG NUMBER. YOU GOT THE WROOONG NUMBER.

unknown number: tHEN WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

joe: LOL IM JOE HAI

unknown number: wHO THE FUCK IS JOE

joe: ME, BITCH

unknown number: really though who are you

joe: iM JOE BITCH DAFUQ WHO ELSE AM I GONNA BE

unknown number: loUIS MAYBE

joe: wHY ARE WE STILL TALKING YOU HAVE A LOUIS TO HARASS LEAVE

unknown number: loUIS WONT ANSWER ME

unknown number: i hAVE NO FRIENDS SENPAI PLS TALK TO ME

joe: i dONT EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME LEAVE RN

unknown number: iM CASPAR LEEEEEE

joe: IM JOE SUGG HELLO

joe: do you live in london by any chance? my big sister knows a caspar lee that's bi. doubt it's you though ;-;

unknown number: omg zoe sugg?! i didn't know she was your sister! she's a very close friend of mine. she's mentioned a little brother before but never said his name..

joe: dAFUQQQQ OML

joe: i just asked zoe and she sAID IT'S YOU AND CONFIRMED YOUR NUMBER OMG

joe: iVE MET YOU LIKE ONCE BEFORE I THINK

caspar: you have!!! at zoe's birthday! you were the short one!

joe: call me short one more fucking time i swear to god

caspar: ur short and everyone knows it ur opinion is invalid

joe: iM FUCKING 5'8. THAT'S TALL.

caspar: aw bb that's cute i'm 6'2 :'))

joe: damn i hate you already