"Honey, I'm home!" Ingrid, my bestfriend yelled as she entered my apartment without knocking.I looked at her then at the door then back at her, only to receive a shrug.
"You should really lock your door." She said shaking her head side to side in disappointment.
"I did lock my door.I lock it everyday idiot!"
"Oh...well you should find a new lock dumbass!" I sighed and ran a hand through my hair.I could barely pay my rent for this apartment how does she expect me to fix a stupid lock.I already have three jobs and no...I'm not a stripper.
"Whatever...why are you here anyways?" I asked her.She faked a gasp and said,
"My own bestfriend kicking me out of her apartment. Wow never thought this day would come." I rolled my eyes and laughed softly.
"Anyways, I send you a text on kik and you never replied.So I decided to be a blonde in those scary movies and risk my life to save you!" She said as she did the 'superman' pose.
"You do know they always die first in the movies right?" She glared at me and I immediately changed my statement.
"I mean, yeah, GO BLONDES!" She huffed and just said to read her text.I grabbed my phone from my pocket and logged in kik.
"What's so important that I have to read this?" I asked her suspiciously. Last time, she called me 23 times interrupting my beauty sleep and told me to go to her house because it was an emergency.Which I being a dumbass, believed her and drove to her house only to see a crying Ingrid on the sofa watching 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.
"It's so important.You're not gonna survive this!!" She said excitement clearly on her voice.I stared at her for a couple of minutes and sighed.Might as well just get over this.
Log in.
Username:Skyminion
Password:*******
5 unread chats
1 new
I stared at the new chat in confusion but decided to read it last.I opened Ingrid's conversation and read it.
IngridTMNT: GUESS WHAT?!!
IngridTMNT:Bitch answer..-.-
IngridTMNT:IM DYING HERE AND YOU BEING A LAZY ASS DONT ANSWER!!!!
IngridTMNT: like a good neighbour..STATE FARM IS THERE!!
IngridTMNT:OKAY IM JUST GONNA TELL YOU!! STOP BEGGING!! *note the sarcasm*
IngridTMNT: THERE'S A NEW EPISODE OF NINJA TURTLES! :-)
Skyminion: really? -.-
I looked at Ingrid annoyed and she just laughed.She will never change.I read the other four chats from my other friends.
Sabrinasandwich: Hey! I'm going to be a stripper XD
Sushisuhey: Sky!! I'm booored
Lizshort: Duuuuuude....guess what?
Yene5sos: Luke is so hot!!
I roared in laughter and shook my head.I have really weird friends but I love them.I stared at the last chat which was new.
"Hey Ingrid?"
"Yeah?"
"Should I talk to a stranger?" She immediately smiled evilly and nodded her head.
"Hell yes! What if it's Leo or Raph ?!" I looked at her in a 'are you kidding me?' look.
"I'm pretty sure turtles can't text." She gasped and threw me a ham right on the face.Where did she even get the ham?.
"BUZZKILL!!" She yelled.Ingrid grabed the ham she threw me, ate it, and ran to my room.I rolled my eyes.
"Loser..." I whispered.
"I HEARD THAT!" My eyes went wide,stared at the close door of my room and laughed.
Open new chat.
Chat or delete? I clicked on the chat and read the text.
JCDead: Hi.
Should I reply? Or leave him on read? I'm pretty sure its a 'him' either that or its a girl who wants to be a guy.I don't really know but anyways this is a life and danger situation. It could be a really creepy old guy from Mexico that's waiting to sell me to other creepy guys.It could also be a hot Italian dude waiting for the special someone to marry.Im going for the creepy dude.I stared at it for a long time and didn't notice a body right next to me.
"Are you gonna reply?" It whispered.
"AAAAAH....TF?!" I screamed at Ingrid as she rolled around laughing her ass off.I waited till she was going to finish laughing like she was chocking.
"You......your......face was priceless!" 20 minutes later she finally stopped. Yes, that long she was laughing knowing her she could take a whole hour.
"Whatever...remind me why I hang out with you?!" I said. As I grabbed my phone from the floor.I was pretty lucky it didn't crack, I couldn't afford another one.
"CAUSE YOU LOVE ME!!" Was her response, I sighed and flipped her off.
"So are u going to reply?" She asked me curiously.
"I don't know but might as well get over this.Maybe he'll leave me alone?" I said.Ingrid muttered under her breath which I'm pretty sure was 'I hope it's Raph coming to save me' or 'I'm hungry'.
"Well...make the right choice!" I raised my eyebrow at her.I'm guessing that's all she had to say.
"What? I got nothing!" Ingrid said as she glared at me.
"Whatever.. I have to go my mom is calling me and she's pretty pissed.It's probably her time of the month or she didn't have sex." I laughed at her stupidity and hugged her.
"Just be careful.You know how she gets when she doesn't have sex" I joked which I earned a slap behind my head.She walked to the front door and said,
"See you later slut!"
"Bye whore!" I replied as she slammed my door.After she left I ran to my room and jumped on my bed.I guess I'll reply to him.
JCDead: Hi.
Skyminion: Hey.
When I send that text, I never regretted it.
