Dedicated to @Lexiluvsbooks because she invented this joke in grade six!
There once were 5 guys and a priest.
All the 5 guys wanted to drink out of the holy water. But the priest said, the rules are, to drink out of the holy water, you must do something bad first.
The first guy comes in and says, "I killed a raccoon."
The priest said, "Good, go drink out of the holy water."
The second guy says, "I killed a deer."
"Good, go drink out of the holy water."
The third guy says, "I killed my wife."
"Good, go drink out of the holy water."
The fourth guy comes in and says, "I peed in the holy water."
The next day, they're still in business.
The fifth guy comes in and says, "that doesn't look like holy water..."
The priest moves his hands in a circle over his belly as he says, "Yellow is the new holy."
