Cullens POV
"Emmett get the mail" called Edward from his bedroom .
"Maybe if you stopped sleeping with Bella 24/7 you could get it yourself" called back Emmett smirking as he pictures Edwards face .
He jogged downstairs and outside to the mail box where he collected the envelopes and made his way back inside from the freezing cold , not that he could really feel it anyway .
"Bills bills to Mr Carlisle Cullen looks interesting bills wife swap Esmes gardening magazine wait wife swap! Says Emmett .
Within the blink of an eye Emmett had torn open the letter and began to read it .
Dear Mr cullen
We are delighted to tell you that we have received and accepted your wife swap application . You will be swapping on the 10th of March with Patricia Richardson and your wife Mrs Esme Ann Cullen will be travelling to jackson Mississippi , the car will pick her up at 1'oclock we look forward to seeing you!
Kind regards , wife swap!
"Yeah" shouts Emmett pumping his fist in the air .
"Emmett Cullen what the hell have you done?" Screams Edward from upstairs .
"Ugh Edward get out of my head" shouts Emmett back .
"Not until you explain what the hell you've done!" Shouts back Edward .
Emmett takes a deep breath and thinks it so the rest off the house hold didn't hear .
"You did what" screams Edward stomping down the stairs .
"whats he done?" Asks alice flashing into Emmett and rosaries room .
"I signed us up for wife swap" says Emmett casually says .
"You what?" They all scream apart from Edward and start arguing just as Carlisle and Esme walk in .
"Kids stop come on calm down what's wrong Emmett what have you done?" Asks aEsme .
"I may or may not off kinda umm... Kinda... Well... Off.... Umm.... Signed... Esme.... Up... For... Umm... Wife.... Swap..." Says Emmett Quietly but loud enough for everyone to here .
"Emmett Cullen what have you done now?" Shouts Esme shocking everyone .
"Umm sorry" he says sheepishly .
"Well there's nothing we can do about it now when do I leave?" Sighs Esme .
"Tomorrow"
Patricia Richardson's POV
"Kids get the mail" i yell from my beautiful peach armchair .
"Of course mother" shouts my middle daughter Karen .
"Karen get here" I scream .
"I'm sorry mother what did I do?" Asks Karen sheepishly .
"Don't question me stupid girl" I tell .
Slap
"And that's for shouting" I tell again .
Slap .
"Now for gods sake what does it take to get the mail round here go" I bellow down at Karen who's stood there like a lemon .
"Go you thick idiot" I yell at her .
With in a flash she has got the mail and bought it to me . Nervously she passes me the mail and leaves the room .
Bills bills car mot wife swap woman's weekly wait wife swap I think .
I tear open the lager and scan down the page .
"Dear Mrs Richardson
We are delighted to tell you that we have revived And accepted your wife swap application . You will be swapping on the 10th of March with Mrs Esme Ann Cullen and you will be travelling to Forks Washington . We look forward to seeing you!
Kind regards - wife swap .
Yes I got in .
"Kids , Paul family meeting I yell .
At once all three of my children enter the room including my husband Paul , I don't really like him but he's rich so I stick with him . My children Mark 13 Karen 10 and Adam 8 are all well behaved and mannered , I don't really like them however they do the chores so they serve there purpose .
"I have been accepted into wife swap" I tell them all .
"Permission to speak mother?" Asks Mark .
I nod .
"I think it's wonderful , you can help some poor family that's not as fortunate as us" he says .
"Permission to speak mother" asks Karen once again I nod .
"I agree with Mark it's such a lovely thing your doing .
"Yes well done dear" smiles my awful husband leaning into kiss my cheek eughh he makes my skin crawl .
"Right Mark start dinner Karen clean the house and Adam start cleaning the cars" I instruct turning on the telly .
Cullens here I come!
(A/N so what do you think of my first part , I've seen a load of these around lately and wanted to write my owns stay tuned for more and check out my other books , MyTwilightSaga x)
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