Sloppy Sofa Makeouts And A Bathtub Bang (gamkar)

Part 1

Karkat stood in the kitchen of his hive. He was supposed to be cooking something to eat for brunch but the place was covered in sopor slime and Faygo.

"GAMZEE FUCKING MAKARA..." Karkat hissed. His matesprit had been living with him for a sweep now and he didn't know how long he could stand the mess. He sighed and got a rag from a drawer and began cleaning the mixture of slime and Faygo off the counters. A sudden stench floated up to his nose, he covered his mouth and gagged. He looked in the oven and found two batches of Faygo cupcakes baking. He snarled at the horrible concoctions and went back to cleaning. He suddenly saw a shadow flicker in the corner of his eye. He equipped his sickle and stepped out into the hall. An arm snaked around his race while another held his arm back so he couldn't swing with his sickle.

"honk..." Gamzee whispered. Karkat's heart jumped and he tried to push himself away but Gamzee had an iron grip on him.

"G-GAMZEE!?" Karkat wailed.

"I'm JuSt MeSsIn' WiTh YoU kArBrO." Gamzee snickered. He turned the smaller troll around, brushed his hair up and kissed his forehead.

"YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!" Karkat yelled, pushing himself away from Gamzee, and clutching his heart. He stormed back into the kitchen, Gamzee followed right behind him.

"YoU cAlLeD mE KaRbRo?"

"YEAH COME CLEAN UP THIS FUCKING MESS!"

"My CuPcAkEs ArE aLmOsT dOnE!" Gamzee exclaimed as he shoved past Karkat and peaked into the oven.

"ENOUGH WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING CUPCAKES, COME HELP ME CLEAN THE SLIME OFF THE TOP SHELVES. HOW DID YOU EVEN GET SLIME UP HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!?" Karkat said, standing on his tippy toes, trying to reach the stains on the cabinets.

"iT's A mOtHeRfUcKiN' mIrAcLe MaN."

"HERE." Karkat threw him a rag. "GET THE SLIME FROM OFF THE TOP OF THE HUNGER TRUNK. IT'S TOO HIGH FOR ME TO REACH." Gamzee looked up at the slime above the hunger trunk and then eyed Karkat, who knelt down to clean the floor. He leaned back and examined his physique. He walked over and grabbed Karkat's hips.

"GAMZEE WHAT IN THE BULGE SUCKING FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" Karkat squirmed in his grip. Gamzee heaved him up over his shoulder.

"hOw ArE yOu So MoThErFuCkIn' LiGhT?"

"HOW ARE YOU SO FREAKISHLY STRONG!?"

"mOtHeRfUcKiNg FaYgO." Gamzee lifted him up and set him on top of the hunger trunk and looked up at Karkat with drowsy eyes and a goofy smile.

"GAMZEE GET ME DOWN F – FROM HERE! YOU KNOW I – I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!" Karkat whimpered, backing away from the edges. There was a small honk from the oven that caught Gamzee's attention.

"My MoThErFuCkInG cUpCaKeS aRe DoNe!" Gamzee cheered, running to the stove.

"GAMZEE DON'T LEAVE ME UP HERE!" Karkat's pleas were ignored, as Gamzee began taking his cupcakes out of the oven.

"MaN tHeSe My MoThErFuCkErS sMeLl GoOd." Gamzee said as he placed his cupcakes on the counter. He turned around and snickered when saw Karkat hanging off the top of the hunger trunk with his legs barely reaching halfway down. Gamzee sensed a large amount of distress in his voice as he screamed to be let down. He moved passed his kicking legs and pried Karkat from off of the hunger trunk. Karkat clung to him, clutching onto the cloth of the back of his shirt, and wrapping his legs around him.

"GOG DAMNIT GAMZEE YOU KNOW FUCKING HATE HEIGHTS! HOW ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING STRONG ENOUGH TO LIFT ME WITH YOUR BONY ARMS! DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING DO THA – WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOI-NGgg ~ purrrr." Gamzee held Karkat closer and continued to run his fingers through Karkat's hair and scratch his head.

"I'm SoRrY kArBrO, yOu ToLd Me To HeLp YoU cLeAn. I fOrGoT yOu DiDn'T lIkE bEiNg Up HiGh." Gamzee sat down on the couch, making sure Karkat was confortable on his lap, facing him.

"YoU sHoUld ReAlLy ReLaX mOrE mOtHeRfUcKeR." Gamzee murmured into his shoulder. "i CaN cLeAn Up ThE rEsT oF tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiNg' MeSs LaTeR"

"I DON'T HAVE TIME TO RELAX WITH YOU MAKING FUCKING MESSES ALL THE TIME." Gamzee hugged Karkat tighter and cracked the vertebrae along his spine. Karkat sighed and melted in his arms, purring louder than he was.

"yOu SoUnD lIkE a MoThErFuCkInG pUrRbEaSt." Gamzee said, placing another kiss on his forehead, his nose, and then his neck.

"F – FUCK YOU!" Karkat sputtered out.

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