i'm just going to write a bit for my best buddy, Parker.
Soz we met last year in like???? April? March? Probably March, so we've known each other forever. And I know other people that I've known longer than you, but none of them ever stayed bc their dicks and some of them did, but they ain't as cool as you.
So basically I like everything about you. like i like how nerdy and geeky you are and how funny you are like at random moments. I like how we can talk ooa and then like rp at the same time, like I can't do that with anyone. I like our stupid 2am conversations, and I like how we can be really really deep and then like act as if we're high in a matter of seconds. You're always there for me and I can't thank you enough for that, and hopefully I'm always there for you when you need me
You need to start watching Gossip Girl and Teen Wolf, like I cannot stress that enough, seriously.
And we're gonna be huge stars together, we'll be like Demi and Selena, but actually our friendship will last and actually it'll be more like Brad and Angelina, minus the marriage part, unless we're bored and get married for fun so we're stuck together. but we're gonna work at google, and own a big house together and it'll be boss.
You're a little bit older than me, so you're gonna have to wait for me, okay? like don't agree to buy a house or work at google with anyone else. and don't get anyone pregnant before we meet up, that'll ruin the plan.
But yeah, you're super chill, and really nice, and my best friend, I'm so happy I got stuck with you and not some creepy weirdo. You are a weirdo, but a good weirdo. Anyway, I love you so so sos oso much and I didn't really know what to say in this chapter, it was just blah, but the next will be better, I promise.
Anyway, thank you for everything and I can't wait till we're 18 and can have netflix and chill and just chill, okay? luh youuuu
xoxo
gossip girl.
YOU ARE READING
a book for my partner in crime.
Humorthis book is dedicated to my other bestest friend, Parker, who absolutely means the entire world to me