The Uber Epic Adventures of the Banana Hitchhikers Pt. 2

Jennifer Lawrence wakes up in her normal suburban house next to Hunter Hayes. Her phone buzzes, signifying that Canada needs help. Zach and Case Egg wake up to the same alarms. Case Egg feeds all forty of her lovely cats and leaves to protect Canada. Zach in his box, Case Egg on her unicorn, and Jennifer in her Camaro all speed off to Ontario, where there have been reportings of Nicki Minaj terrorizing citizens. It's up to these three homies to defeat her!

-An hour of speeding through the coldness of Canada-

"We're here you fucking faggots", murmurs Case Egg.

"Time to beat this ugly bitch!" blurts Jennifer.

Mac Miller emerges from behind a pizza delivery truck and pulls out a pistol.

"I bet you fuckers thought it would be Nicki Minaj and not me, huh?"

He turns the gun sideways.

"OH FUCK IT'S A KILLSHOT" screams Zach as he pulls out his purple and double-sided lightsaber. Jennifer dives behind her car while Case Egg mounts her unicorn. Mac pulls the trigger. Zach uses his pimpin' dueling skills and blocks and few bullets so he can get to cover. The trio all get into Jennifer's bulletproof car and Jennifer puts the petal to the metal, heading straight at Mac.

There's a thud as the see Mac Miller's lifeless body tumble over the windshield. Everyone thanks the Hitchhikers for their marvelous work. They then journey back to Toronto to rest for tomorrow's mission.