Once upon a time....
Yeah yeah, I know. Who starts a story like that anymore?
Answer, Me.
My story starts like this, because once upon a time something did happen.
No one knows when, and no one knows where.
All we know is that once upon a time there was an event that was so big, so important, that nobody seems to know of.
So its my job to tell you what happened.
Once upon a time there was Dan.
Dan wasn't his name, nobody knows his name.
But for this story his name is Dan.
Dan was probably tall. He probably had brown hair. He probably had brown eyes.
But we don't know Dan.
Nobody knows Dan.
But what we do know, is that Dan always wore a long black coat, and he always carried a sword. Nothing more, nothing less. Just a coat and a sword.
He might have worn clothes, and he might have worn shoes. But like I said, nobody knows.
Dan was very smart. That we can say for certain. You couldn't do what he did and not be smart. But we will get to that.
He was also brave. The facts aren't accurate, so we don't know for sure, but some say that he was once able to wrestle a giant three eyed creature in a pitch black cave, with nothing but his sword and coat.
Some say that he once faced all his fears at once in an epic battle and was never afraid again.
There are many legends that surround Dan. But only one is known in such detail.
Only one legend is known to be true.
And this legend starts... With a bird.
