Heavily breathing Simon got impaled by Xxx_PepperNoscoper_xxX while shouting "NICE COCK". Simon didn't want to have a go but Xxx_PepperNoscoper_xxX got him to. Simon didn't like the nob cheese in his anal cavity but he dealt with it. Later on Simon ordered a wank monitor off of wankmeter.com. He tested it out and went 69 mps. Which only was his slow wank.