Shrek sighed. Fiona, his wife had just kicked him out of his own swamp. "I guess i should just go find a nice little village or something." He was ogrewelmed with sadness over the loss of his wife. She was kind of a bitch tho. A stupid hoe. Then Shrek thought of the mystical witch of the hood, Nicki Minaj. She could help Shrek find love again! So he set off to the Land of Ghetto.
