Splashkit: Huddle!
Wildkit: What is it?
Ravenkit: Yeah! What?
Splashkit: LETS KILL FIRESTAR!
Wildkit: YAH! Wait, why?
Ravenkit: BECAUSE SHE HATES CHEESEBURGERS! DUH!
Splashkit/Wildkit: What does that have to do with anything?!
Ravenkit: smiles derply
Splashkit: It's because I want to rebel!
Wildkit: Ohh...
Ravenkit: In hindsight that makes much more sense. So how are we gonna do it?
Ravenkit/Wildkit/ Splashkit: *whisper sounds *
Wildkit:I GOT IT! Let's make a fake wind clan warrior and have it "attack" us. When Firestar comes to "rescue" is we'll push him into the gouge where he'll die a horrible, painful death!
Splashkit: But wouldn't that only take ones life?
Ravenkit: We'll throw in a rabid badger.
Splashkit : Where in the world would we get a rabid badger?
Ravenkit: There's one somewhere in Windclan that we'll bribe.
Wildkit: Obviously.
Splashkit : OK then.
Later that week
W: Everyone in position?
Ravenkit: Yup!
Splashkit: Sure...
Wildkit: Ok, now Splashkit call him over and start running.
Splashkit:Ok captain. *runs urgently in Firestar's direction* FIRESTAR, BLAMBLECLAW IS BEING ATTACKED BY A BADGER BY THE GORGE!! COME ON!
Firestar: What?! I'm coming!
*they both start running to the gorge, where Ravenkit was waiting with a rabid badger*Ravenkit: his name is Larry the pineapple! *ravenkit and Larry the pineapple waited by the gorge while Wildkit was behind a tree waiting to push Firestar in. *
Splashkit: He must have limped off... AAAAHHHHH THE BADGER'S COMING!!!!!!!!
*Ravenkit releases Larry the pineapple, who ferociously charges towards them.*
Firestar: RUN!!!
*While he's distracted Wildkit sneaks up behind him. She waits for him to run close to the gorge and rams into him. Firestar tumbles into the gorge and Larry the pineapple dives in after him.*
Wildkit: Well he's dead. LETS GO GET PRAISED FOR OUR GOOD DEEDS!!!!
*back at camp *
Squirrelflight: Well Brambleclaw you're the new leader.
Brambleclaw: COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!
The end
