Chapter 1: Existence

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"So I didn't finish my first story, don't yell at me! This one's twice as good!" -Dan

Dan woke up in his lab the day after he raided Jay's headquarters, relieved that he didn't forget to rip out Jay's skull. "Ah, today will be good. Cleaning the skulls, shit like that. It'll be fun!" Dan stated as he got up, grabbed a Cookie Cat from the fridge, and ate it. He yawned, stretched out, and then grabbed his Kaiju Blade from the shelf, and proceeded outside. "FREEZE! You're under arrest!" A robocop yelled at Dan. "OMG, BAHA!" Dan spouted out as he laughed uncontrollably. "You're hilarious braski! Bout as hilarious as-" Dan stated as he ran at 1.2 million times the speed of light and sliced all the robocop's heads off. "FATALITY!" Dan yelled as he ate another cookie cat. "Well, that was fun! Time to go kill some stuff!" Dan said as he punched a hole in reality and walked in.

Sorry this part was short! I'm tired and I need sleep. More parts coming soon!

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