BTS (Bangtan Sonyeondan) Facts,Interviews,News,Updates,Short stories and so on.

[SCENE] Random Stuffs

1ST PART

One day:

-Bangtan will mature
-They would date girls
-Get married
-Have children
-Work on their last album
-Perform the last stage
-Bighit will be Massive
-ARMYs will go on their own way
-Memories will be the only thing we have in the future.
-Stories of weirdness and battles to tell our children.
-Die happily.
-Finally,met them in person even if it took eternity to wait.

Sad,but it's true. We have to be prepared.

We are all going to make it stop because we have to grow-up.  But it'll be always be the best part of our youth and will be thankful that we didn't miss this chance.

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Since I became an ARMY big deal na sa akin ang :

-Bulletproof
-jams
-pink
-dirty watur
-Alien
-Swag
-BTS (KAhit behind the scene pala!)
-Love cycle
-Ilong
-bomb,army,squad
-height
-Choreography ng sayaw
-Big Hit
-troll
-normality
at higit sa lahat
-YADONG AT PORN SINGER.

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Sones - We have Ella Cruz
Blackjack - Oh c'mon we have Emma Stone
VIP - Shut up Bijes,We have Selena Gomez
Exo-Ls - Crap! Taylor Swift is with us.
ARMYs - Step-aside aliens and horses,WE HAVE OBAMA here!

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BTS passcode be like:
RAPMON:iamthemonsterleader
SUGA:sweeeeeeeeegg999
JHOPE:horsiyyyhope
V:mommybaekhyundaddydaehyunbabybambamjungkookieismine
JUNGKOOK:iamthegoldenmaknae
JIN:princessjinmarioimpretty
JIMIN:nojamsnojungkookforeveralone

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This is the reason bakit mahal ang VIP TICKET NG TRB (PHP 12,000)
PHP 2,000- Close up na abs ni Jimin.
PHP 2,000- Close up na
kagwapuhan ni Jungkook.
PHP 2,000- Close up na kalandian ng VKook at NamJin.
PHP 2,000- Close up na kabaklaan ni Jin.
PHP 2,000- Close up na
performance ng sexy dance
especially Dope and I Need U.
PHP 1,900- Close up na bulge ni V.
PHP 50- Autograph.
PHP 30- Hug & Shake Hands.
PHP 20- Pagkain.

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Simula ng maging KPOP Fan ka nagiba pananalita mo:
Kamsa instead of Salamat or Thanks
Jinjja? instead of Talaga?
Mianhae instead of Sorry
Annyeong instead of Hi
Waeyo? Instead of Bakit?
Mwo? Instead of Ano?
Saranghae/Sarangheyo instead of I Love You
At simula rin ng naging KPOP Fan ka nagiba ung ideal mo.
Before:
-Cute/Gwapo/Kahit di gwapo
-Ok lang kahit di talented basta Matalino etc
After:
-May ABS
-Cute kamuka dapat ni Suga
-Ok lang kahit malaki Ilong
-Taga KOREA
-Talented katulad ni JHope
-Magaling mag-rap katulad ni RM
- kaugali ni V
Simula rin ng maging KPOP Fan ka nag iba pangarap mo
Kung dati Gusto mo Doctor,Reporter etc
Ngayon "YUNG KAHIT TAGA MAKE UP LANG NI BIAS/TAGA SUOT NG BELT NI BIAS/TAGA BIHIS/P.A/YAYA SA BAHAY/ AT ANG PINAKA MAHIRAP ABUTIN AY ANG MAGING ASAWA NI BIAS.
Simula ng maging KPOP Fan ka naging:
-Assuming ka
-Hilig icompare si Bias sa iba.
-Mukang bibig
-NakikiCelebrate ka sa Birthday ni bias
-Puyat kaka-Stalk
-Friendly
-at ang hindi maiiwasan NAGING BYUN KA! AMININ MO! MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Simula ng maging KPOP Fan ka:
Before: Bawal ako makipag away.
After: Mwahahahahaha anu laban kapa? Nagmamatapang kapa. Kapal mo! Wala panga sa kalingkingan ng KPOP ang fandom nyo na yan!
-Tama? XD

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SM : Our artists has good looks and fashion sense.

YG : Our artists has talent,swag and they produced their music.

JYP : Our artists has Freedom,appeal and Humour.

A cube : Our artists are firm and seductive.

Bighit : Our artist has it ALL.In normal and Alien way.