Inquisitor,Cullen,Cole..Plus..One..

Chapter 1

                                                                                              //.//

Cullen lay his fairly large hand upon Inquisitor's stomach.

Strong little kicks huh?

Sure is..I bet there's a little boy in there. He said.

Yeah and I bet he's strong just like his dad.

Inquisitor I-

Cullen I've told you since we're married, you'll call me by name.

Ok...Asharen....He just kicked! 

Asharen smiles and giggles.

Well it should be any day now, Solas said he could feel the head was starting to position.

Oh, like he knows anything he's just interested in magic and Maker knows what else.  Has he ever even delivered a baby?

He claims to have, but I guess we don't really know.  Let's hope he does does because I want this baby here safe.

They lean in for a kiss, but then someone barges through the door.

Inquisitor! Inquisitor!

What is it Sera?

Iron Bull and Dorian got totally sloshed, and Dorian screamed that he wanted to ride the bull!

For the love of Maker. Cullen said.

Come on! they won't listen to anyone and Dorian has his pants off! 

Sera runs out of Asharen's and Cullen's quarters.

I guess we better go see what's up. Asharen said.

                                                                     //.//

They walked briskly towards the tavern, there was screaming, and laughing, and the sound of glass breaking.

I'll go in first Asharen.

Like hell you are, I am the Inquisitor I will go in first and break them up.

But you're pregnant, I don't want the baby getting hurt Asharen!

Fine Cullen you go first but i'm right behind you.

Cullen pushes open the door, Asharen is right behind him.

I want to ride the bull! Dorian screams.

Get the hell away Dorain! Iron Bull replies.

That is enough you two! Asharen says boldly.

The tavern grew silent and all eyes were upon Cullen and Asharen.

What the bloody hell is going on here!? She asked.

Dorian is trying to ride me!

Because I want your big ol' friend right in my cute a-

Dorian that is quite enough! Cullen demanded. 

You two should be ashamed! Asharen said.  Go to your quarters right now! and Dorian put your damn pants on right now!

Yes..Inquisitor. He said with a sigh. 

They both shuffled out of the tavern.

Whose going to clean this mess up?

I'll get someone Asharen. Cullen said with a slight smile and kissed her.  

Thank you dear. She replied and hugged him tight, I love you Cullen.

I love you too Asharen. 

Cullen felt Asharen's stomach, once more the baby kicked.  Cullen smiled and pushed on her stomach a little.  The baby kicked one more before settling down. 

I am the happiest man alive Asharen.

And I am the happiest woman alive Cullen.

Cullen grabbed her hand and they headed back to their quarters, unaware a stranger in the tavern was watching them.