the extremely bright rays of the sun were what woke pariston at the exact same moment the alarm on his iPhone 6 was going off. his alarm ringtone was set to Presto and it was on volume 105. he quickly sat straight up in bed and reached over to his nightstand to grab his iphone. he brushed some of the glitter out of his hair as he checked his messAges. there wasnt any.
he got out of bed and put his slippers on before shuffling over to the wall where his calendar hung. it was a complimentary Hunter x Hunter Association calendar and it had a different member of the zodiacs on each month. At least, that's how it normally was. pariston had gotten one custom made with a different picture of him on each month. he looked at today's date and saw that there was something written on it! he hoped it was another meeting, like they had every day. To his surprise, the calendar informed him that it was his birthday! and that he also had a meeting.
He yelled, sprinting to his dresser where he kept all of his suits that's why they looked so wrinkled all the time. he choose his favorite suit. the one that was literally covered in gold sparkles. it was His favorite because hed made it himself with a some wax paper, a hot glue gun and some glitter.
after he got dressed, he looked on the top of his dresser where he kept his various bottles of different colored glitter. Today was a special day so he decided to pour every single jar on top of his head. then he went into the bathroom where he brushed his teeth, flossed, brushed his hair, brushed his teeth again and then brushed his hair again. it took 45 minutes in total.
when he was done, he opened up the Zzodiac groupe chat on his iPhone 6. it seemed that Mizaistrom had tried to chandge the name to "MILK" 6 times while pariston was sleeping, until he was removed from the conversation. Pariston was MAD. nobody was allowed to bully mizai except him, pariston. He added miza back to the group before telling him how much he appreciated him and changing the name back to "MILK" himself. At his home, Mizaistron cried tears of joy. only the tears weren't tears they were milk.
Nobody had wished pariton a happy birthday yet, so he figgured that they were planning him a surprise party. At the thought of that, he got really excited and cartwheeled into his kitchen, hitting the fridge and falling onto the floor. he picked himself up and reached into the fridge, getting out the carton of raw eggs. he ate two of them, shell and all. Thhen he grabbed his car key$, and went outside to his car. it Was his car because it had a custom paint job it was gold and sparkly, just like the exterior of his home. he got into the car and put in his favorite CD of Now That's what i call Country Volume 7. Hhe drove at exactly the speed limit during the entire drive to his job as the Vice chair man of the Hunter Assosiation.
