Me: Hey kera hows my Spanish ascent?
*Clears throat* Daamn chica! You looking fine ese! Aye chico! Getcho stupid ass over aye!
NCH: Uhhhhh.....
Me: How about Russian?
In Soviet Russia, web gets posted on cat. Would you like a drink of vodka?
NCH:*tries not to laugh* its...alright
Me: How about this?
Ohonhonhon! Bonjour amour, your eyes are like the beauty of a rose, here is a rose for you and i have a song for you!
NCH: Oh god no
Me: Be. Our. Guest. Be our guest, be our guest, put our plates to the tests (i think that's how it goes)
NCH: Really bruhh, really
Me: Last but not least
Rubbish! That is just rubbish! Bloody hell, who would just smack my fish and chips away! Oh dear my eyebrows need to be plucked! Well I'll talk to you later! Ta ta!
NCH:*claps hands* now that was good!
Me: Thank you thank you!
NCH: You know their right behind you right?
Me: (°~°)
England: Wanker, leave my eyebrows alone!!!
France: I loved the French ascent amour!!!
But I don't laugh like that.
Spain: That was.... Okay I guess chica. But that was kinda funny!
Russia: Admin, was you making fun of me?
Me: Russia, baby no!! I-I would n-never d-do that! Your my pal! R-right Ivan?*sweating*
Russia: I was only playing, I gotcha!
NCH: You should see the look on your face! Good one Ivan!*high fives*
Me: I think I just shitted on myself. Excuse me while I go change.
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Hetalia Derpness ヽ(^。^)丿
De TodoHello there chaps! This is my first randomness well derpness! I hope u enjoy it! feel free to comment and vote, message me, whatever! Cya!
