The Curious Incident of the Aussies in the Oreo Aisle

Code red band emergency

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Pt 3 - Code red band emergency

"Bromance?" I ask incredulously "what kind of band name is Bromance?" I ask frowning up at them which makes them all blush "I think you should change your band name to Under Revision and come with me, you need to meet a proper band" I say grabbing a few packages of Oreos and then drummer boy's hand, feeling like he's least likely to hurt me for giving him unwanted human contact. I drag him to the check out and pay for my shit before dragging him to the exit of the store, the rest of Bromance following after us.

I lead them to my humble abode and sit them all down on one couch in my living room telling them to stay put before going to the kitchen and calling my main bitch, Seren

"Hola" Seren says as I put my phone on speaker and pour myself a glass of chocolate milk "why are you calling at this ungodly hour?" she asks and I roll my eyes

"This isn't ungodly, its only what five in the evening and I need you to get your ass to my house right now, pick up Carri on the way this is a code red band emergency" I say leaning against the counter and taking a sip of my chocolate milk "I repeat code red band emergency, go go go" I yell down the line before hanging up and going back to the living room where Bromance are squabbling about who made up the name.

"Luke it was you and you know it" Michael says looking between Ashton and Calum for help

"Actually it was Calum" Luke says looking at Calum who places a hand over his heart and gasps

"Lucas Robert, don't lie" Calum says "I thought we had something but if this is what you think of me then I'll be better off with Ashton, he was right" Calum says standing up and sitting in Ashton's lap

By this point Michael is aware of my presence along with the presence of Seren and Carri

"Where did you say you found them again?" Carri asks looking down at me, she's tall as fuck as well. In fact I'm the shortest person here and it makes everything ten times harder for me. Curse tall people and their high shelves.

"I found them in Tesco's" I say tilting my head at them at the same time as Seren. We do this creepy thing where we say or do things in sync, it's an art that has been mastered over eighteen years of friendship

"Where abouts?" Seren asks looking down at me and then up at the boys

"The biscuit aisle, the Asian one pushed the drummer one into me and the one with highlighter hair jumped on top of drummer boy. Breadstick stood and observed the whole situation without doing anything to help or protect me" I explain as we walk into the room and sit on the couch opposite the boys

"I'm not fucking Asian" Calum whines as he slides off Ashton's lap and sits next to him, quickly receiving a slap over the back of his head

"Watch your motherfucking mouth Calum" Ashton says sassily, at last I've found one of my own kind. Too bad he's in a band called Bromance "you can't swear in front of Luke, he's only a baby" Ashton says making Calum roll his eyes

"I just realised that none of you know any of our names" I say breaking up the inevitable argument, my mum just got the carpet cleaned and she would not be too impressed if there was Aussie blood spilt on it. "I'm Espen" I say holding my hand out for them to shake, sitting back once they've all done so

"I'm Seren" Seren says holding her hand out for them to shake as well as I get up to get my chocolate milk. When I get back Carri is shaking Luke's hand as he stutters out a hi

"And we're in a band which is missing a member but he's at work so I can't call him till seven" I tell them leaning my head on Seren's shoulder as I sip my chocolate milk

"Cool what's your band's name?" Michael asks looking over at me with a challenging look, as if we couldn't come up with a band name better than Bromance

"We're the Embryo's" Carri says looking over at Michael which the classic 'Bitch, you underestimated us' stare

"Perfect from conception" Seren adds and I giggle which makes Ashton giggle. I start to giggle at his giggle and I presume he's giggling at mine. Everyone stares at us both as I start to cry with laughter and have to set my chocolate milk down so I don't spill it everywhere

"Wait," Ashton says stopping his giggling rather abruptly which makes mine slowly die down as well "is that chocolate milk?" he asks and I nod happily picking the glass up again and sipping from it again

"Swiftly moving on, Espen called us for a code red band emergency" Carri says looking between me and the boys "what exactly was that?" She asks

"Michael could you please tell Seren and Carri the name of your band" I say smirking at him because now we both know that mine is infinite times better

"Our band is called Bromance" He says looking down at his feet while Carri and Seren look personally offended

"You want to be a band with that name?" Seren asks looking over the four of them while me and Carri shake our heads in a disappointed manner "think back to our great band grandfathers Blink-182. Think of our band parents All Time Low. Think of our band brothers Pierce the Veil and Sleeping with Sirens. You have disappointed them all and we must revoke your sins by changing your name" She says dramatically, me and Carri clapping and wiping away imaginary tears when she's finished

"That was beautiful" I sniffle, wiping away more imaginary tears

"You should say stuff like that more often" Carri says standing up and applauding while Seren bows. I chose this moment to look over at the boys who all look very amused, Ashton giggling again which makes me smile but I don't laugh this time because this is an important moment that I can't ruin by giggling at Ashton even if he does sound like a Japanese school girl.

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