Horuss x troll!reader

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(Female!!!! Or female oc!!!)
I sat in my hive,staring intently at the ceiling. I had on a (color) hoodie with (pants/shorts/etc) and black socks.

I was really bored at the time and had nothing to do. I cleaned my house from boredom,and now it's spotless. My lusus is asleep in their room,and snoring may I add. And my best Morail,(dancestor),is busy with (her/his) descendent.

A ding came from my husktop,I sighed with relief. I walked over to my desk,sitting down and opening up my trollian. Meenah was trolling me. At least I won't be bored...

- gangstaEmperess(GE) started pestering trollianHandel(TH)-
(GE) yo (name)!

(GE) don't k---e---ep ya gulbing l--ead---er wai'n'!

(TH) hey Meenah

(GE) )(ey guppy

(TH) what do you
need?

(GE) I want advis---e for Aran---ea

(TH) just say your flushed for her

(GE) shor---e....fin---e I'll try....

(TH) k bi I got someone else trolling me

(GE)so long (nick name)

-GangstaEmperess(GE) ceased trolling TrollianHandel (TH)-
It was true.

I did have another person trolling me,and that was Kankri. Pls no lectures.....
-justiceAdvocate(JA) started trolling trollianHandel(TH)-
(JA) hell9 (name),I h9pe I am n9t 69thering y9u

(TH) nah I was just chatting with Meehna

(JA)well in that case,I w9uld like t9
inf9rm y9u that Cr9nus is having a party,w9uld y9u like t9 c9me?

(TH) sure,anything I should look out for?

(JA) 6eing Cr9nus,he will have alc9h9l, music,and s9me games. Th9ugh I t9ld Cr9nus the games were very triggering! He had spin the 69ttle,thirty minutes in heaven,Sh9t c9ntest, y9ur m9ma d9nt wear n9 s9cks (I love dis game I went to a homestuck con and they were playing it) and m9re! But he has made with me a trade.

(TH) must have been good to allow him play those games

(JA) he is my Matesprit...

(JA) 9h! It's in tw9 h9urs

(TH) k see you there kan

-justiceAdvocate(JA) ceased trolling trollianHandel(TH)-

I shuffled towards my closet,opening it,and looking threw my clothes.

I settled on (normal outfit),it's not like it's a fancy ball or anything.

Maybe just a get together.

-to Kankri and Cro's hive-

Many trolls were here and I was even surprised to see signless,Disciple,and Psiioniic here.

I smiled,seeing Meulin and Kurloz talking. I walked over,waving at the wo lovers." Hey ya guys! How's it going?" Kurloz waved back,and Meulin meowed,waving her tail around.

"Efurry thing is purrfect!! Meownah has confirmed her flushed feelings fur Aranea!" Meuling squealed,showing a pic of the two kissing.

I fangirled in my head and smiled wider." How about you Kurloz?" The mime rapidly moved his fingers,but I was able to read." Gamzee all up and got a matespritship with Tavbro! I'm so proud of the motherfucker." He signed. I nodded looking at the punch bowl to see those two holding hands.

"You?" The two said/signed at the same time." In good,been bored but good. And (different troll) is (something while walking here)." The two nodded and then a loud mic headed over the crowd of trolls and humans.

"Hello!! Vwell tonight vwe gather for fun! Right novw,vwe are going to do Your mama don't vwear no socks!" Cronus yelled into the mic,then people started cheating:a ding dong dong dong dong a ding dong dong dong dong a ding dong dong dong dong a ding dong!

"Yo mama no wear no socks!" Shouted Meenah.

"A ding dong,"

"I was there when she gulbed 'em off!"

"A ding Dong,"

"She trew them at a bee!" I think I herd Mituna scream 'beeezzz!!' In the background.

"A ding dong,"

"Aranea here will fuck with me!" Everyone laughed and calmed enough to chant again.

"Your mama no vwear no socks!" Cronus started.

"A ding dong!"

"I vwas there vwhen she took 'em off!"

"A ding dong!"

"She threvw them at that there lass!" He said pointing at (female troll).

"A ding dong,"

"Hey! Kankri got dat ass..." He said,wiggling his eyebrows.

Kankri blushed dark red." HE ONLY PATTeD IT!" He cracked. Everyone laughed." It's ok Kan... It's just a joke.." Kankri nodded,hugging Cro.

'Aww's came from some trolls while Signless said in the background:'get his ass son!'

"You mama no wear no socks!" Screamed Vriska.

((Ima stahp the ding dong))

"I was there when she took them off! She threw them at Damar's lips! Hey ya Meenah,sip with those   Shikera hips!" Meenah threw her mouth a gape.

-after a lot of burning-

Well,Cro left with Kan to cuddle,Meenah left with her mate, signless left with Kar,Rose left with Kan,and Gamzee is making out with Tav in the corner of the room.

Everyone else was dancing,watching MlP,or drinking.

I sat down next to Nep and Equius to watch MLP. It seemed to pass the time. Then some troll,with the same horns as Eqi sat next to me.

He had brown giggled and a mech suit. His hair was done in a pony tail,up in a tight tie.

He held a pony plushie from the show. Seemed to be Derpy hooves.(best pony t{•-•t})

" isn't this the new episode!!!" He asked Nepeta.

"Purr is! Twilight is meeting up with her old friends back at Canterlot!" Squealed Nepeta. Equius nodded his head." Yes,and it seems like the new pony,with twilight a hair design,was Twi's friend when she was a filly without her STRONG magic yet." The goggled troll smiled a toothy grin.

"Thx!" He turned back at the screen.

I leaned over to Nepeta,who was wearing a spike jacket." Who's the guy at my right?" I asked the cat loving troll.

"Pawruss Zahhak. He's Equi's Dancestor!" Pawruss....walrus? No. Craruss? No."he's real name Nep."

"Horuss but I call him Pawruss!" She whispered/yelled.

I nodded looking back at Horuss.

I don't know him because I only spent time with the trolls that come to my house. I herd of someone named Horuss by Rufioh and Damara,but not many other trolls.

I think Mituna said horse loving Horuss before,but I just thought it was part of his brain damage.

Latula said he's no one,so I believed her.

Hope we can be Moirails!
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So h3r3 is part on3! Hop3 yall 3njoy3d it so far! I LOV3 Your mama don't w3ar no socks!!! I play it all th3 Tim3 with my Bro bro or Scal3s.  I'll do n3xt chap lat3r!!♦️
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