"Dan? I'm home! I found these really weird candy... Things, and I decided that we needed them" Phil giggled as he walked into their kitchen. He smiled as he heard footsteps coming down the hall. He looked to see Dan, his best friend, smiling at him.
"I heard there was food, and I ran" Dan said, a cheesy grin across his face. "What's this 'strange candy' you were talking about?"
Phil stared at the box.
"Lion lickers" he read. Immediately Dan started cracking up.
(I can hear them saying this omg)
"That sounds incredibly rude... LETS DO A VIDEO ON IT!" Dan shouted triumphantly.
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A few minutes later, all the equipment was set up. They decided to film it on Dans channel, since he hadn't uploaded in like two weeks.(Hint hint, Daniel)
"Hello Internet! I realize it's been a while, but I've got Phil here!"
"Hey guys!"
"Hi Phil, what're we gonna do today?" Dan smiled, as if he didn't know.
Phil replied, "Well Dan, we are going to lick some lions!" An awkward silence followed.
Dan laughed and said sarcastically, "Wow Phil that's a great way to describe the agenda! What about all of our viewers who are in fact lions? Phil are we going to receive papers in the mail saying that you harassed people."
Phil was already cracking up, "Sorry my lion friends! What I meant to say was..." He made a drumroll on the bed, "....I bought candy!!!"
Dan looked straight into the camera, knowing exactly what to edit in.
-- suddenly words in comic sans appear on the screen, "phandy" "candy trash no. 1" --
"Yes! I'm always a slut for candy!" Dan shouted. He then looked into the distance dramatically, "They were right, I am the meme king!"
Phil giggled and spoke again, "they're called "Lion Lickers", and they're supposed to do something cool like change colors or something"
"Well Phil, let's kick some lions!" Dan smiled, opening a package. What was inside filled him with horror.
||Hi guys! (Lol I know this is short, but it's like 2:00 in the morning so... I'm tired) So, just in case you were wondering, "lion lickers" is a fictional candy bar thing from this amazing show called "Steven Universe". At first I just wanted to make up a name of a candy and get it over with, but then I just went with it. Btw, there will be no smut, because no, but there might be some angsty stuff. Bye!||
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#Phandy - a phanfic
Fanfiction"It's sad though.. You really loved each other didn't you?" Dan and Phil are happy. Dan and Phil love each other. Even if it's not in that way. Dan and Phil were happy....
