The Curious Incident of the Aussies in the Oreo Aisle

Percy Jackson where you at?

These chapters are getting shorter and shorter. Fml

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Thea xxx

Pt 7 - Percy Jackson where you at?

"Right I'm getting in my jim jams" Seren announces as she and Carri dig through my draws for suitable clothing to wear to bed "so would you all kindly get the fuck out of here?" she asks looking over at the boys who all nod quickly. I chuckle at them and shut my bedroom door as Seren and Carri get changed and start to go through my twitter feed, retweeting some stuff before putting my phone on its charger and going down to the basement with two fully changed best friends

"Ashton Fletcher do not eat the last piece of pepperoni pizza" Michael yells as we walk in "I swear I will kill you with my ninja abilities if you so much as lick that" he warns as Ashton teasingly sticks his tongue out and opens his mouth wider. Just as he's about to take a bite Michael jumps on him and the pizza flies out of his and and into Luke's, the boy eating the pizza before Michael can complain.

It is only at this stage that I realise they're shirtless. All of them are shirtless. Now this is my first time being in such close contact to shirtless males who aren't forty plus and about five stone overweight. Dad I am looking at you. These chests however are not the type of chest that your dad possesses, they are far from it unless your dad is a fucking super model or you are the unborn child of Louis Tomlinson. In either sense you are lucky, I envy you, go to hell. Please don't actually because you may bump into the souls of those in Modest! Management and aint nobody got time to tell them all the shit they need to hear, dead or alive.

Anyway back to the rather beautiful naked chests in front of me. I'm fairly sure that they are all fucking demi-gods from Olympus, Percy Jackson where you at? Come rescue your brethren before I pour chocolate over their naked bodies and make a calendar for lonely teenage girls and women who's husbands who have chests like the ones afore mentioned.

"Espen," Seren whispers from behind me and I hum in acknowledgement that she's said something though I'm a little preoccupied with my close observation of the boy's chests "you're staring" she tells me and I move my eyes away quickly, now staring at the TV instead simply because that seems like a more socially acceptable place to stare for extended periods of time.

"Do you think they noticed?" I ask glancing at her and then looking back at the TV which is playing the credits of Insidious. Even they are creepy. Whoever keeps coming up with these horror movies needs to find a better pass time. Like searching unicorns, that would help the planet and if they found one I could finally have a unicorn called Sid.

"I think you're ok, just don't do it again" Seren says, smiling at me before we both get back under the covers of the 'bed' which is surprisingly comfortable for something two teenage boys put together in ten minutes.

"After that horrible movie I think we should all cuddle and watch Mean Girls" Luke announces after a few minutes "I probably wont be able to sleep otherwise" he says and Carri coos, pinching his cheek gently while Luke glares at her. I make the executive decision not to move from where I am to help Luke, nor will I move to put the DVD in since I'm a lazy fuck. I'm a happy lazy fuck though because I'm being cuddled by Seren and Ashton who smells just as amazing as earlier and is shirtless which is a bonus in any situation.

Our threesome (as if I'd share Ashton with anyone, even Seren) is soon joined by everyone else, all of us cuddling like Luke had suggested. The movie starts and Hunter turns off the lights before joining us all again. After a few minutes Luke and Carri start to mumble all the words which is quite creepy especially after what we just watched so I throw pillows at them both which successfully shuts them up. Thank god.