The Curious Incident of the Aussies in the Oreo Aisle

I'm connecting to Tay-Tay on a whole new level, its exhilarating

The other half of 8 under a different title, yay!

Luv oo

Thea xx

Pt 8 pt 2 - I'm connecting to Tay-Tay on a whole new level, its exhilarating

We watch Titanic after that and we all sing along to The Heart Will Go On (that rhymes). And of course we have a good giggle about that because we're all hilarious to ourselves then again isn't everyone? We also find each other funny as well which aids the giggles.

I feel myself falling asleep just as Jack and Rose promise never to let go. Lying, fat ass bitch we all know Jack could have fit on the door as well. I'm vaguely aware of Ashton snoring somewhere above me which in some situations I would find annoying but I find it quite comforting here because it reassures me that someone is here and I wont get killed by any daemons or various spawn of hell.

I wake up to Taylor Swift playing loudly and Hunter singing along just as loud. If he doesn't stop he is going to get hurt.

"Would you please shut the fuck up" I whine, pressing my face into the nearest pillow. He hasn't stopped. He knows what's coming, I shall end him. I don't care how much I enjoy listening to Bad Blood I'm not in the mood right now.

"Hunter seriously that's annoying" Seren says looking up from her phone "it was ok for the first couple of songs but you've gone through the whole album twice. It's getting old quickly"

"I don't wanna stop though" Hunter whines "I feel like I'm connecting to Tay-Tay on a whole new level, its exhilarating"

I groan at this since he's definitely not going to stop now. I throw all the surrounding pillows at him and then get up to shower, slapping him over the back of his head as I pass him

"Wait where is Bromance?" I ask realising their absence along with Carri's but I'm not so worried about her to be honest. She's probably gone to get some of her weird health cereal that is meant to taste like cherries and berries but tastes like three week old damp cardboard that's been home to stray cats. She eats it anyway. Strange child.

"Carri drove them to their hotel to get their stuff so they can bring it back here" Seren says and pinches the bridge of her nose when Hunter literally starts screaming the chorus to Style, jumping up and down as he does. I nod at Seren and throw a biro at Hunter before I go up to my room, grabbing my towel before going to the shower.

I have a habit of singing in the shower then again doesn't everyone? I have a set shower playlist though; it includes four songs which are all sung at different parts of the showering process. I sing Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani while I wash my body and My Hair by The Maine while I wash my hair. I then sing I Miss You by Blink while I shave. Finally I sing Shower by Becky G which is debatably the worst song ever written. I sing this while brushing my hair because I can dance in the mirror, mirror.

I was just reaching the chorus of Shower when I am interrupted, very rudely might I add. All of Bromance are fighting over who gets to use the toilet first, how childish. Just as Luke threatens to pull his ding dong out I clear my throat and they all turn to look at me, Ashton blushing as per usual.

"Are you blind and deaf?" I ask furrowing my eyebrows at them and holding my towel around myself tighter "I was singing extremely loudly and dancing basically half naked in front of the mirror. Pray tell how you didn't notice that"

"I think we're all pretty desperate" Michael says "but I'm more desperate than all of them, I drank about five cups of coffee this morning and they only drank two each" he whines and my eyes widen

"Five cups of coffee?" I ask "none of you need more energy and if you drank that much you can deal with the consequences because I'm using the toilet now" I say smiling at them all sweetly as I push them out of the bathroom. Ladies first bitches.