Dan had gone to sleep early for the special event.
Dan got up at an early 7:30, the earliest he had gotten up on a Wensday.
When he got up he made Phil's favorite breakfast, dry cereal. But not any cereal. Lion cereal.
He walked in to Phil's room. Phil looked like an angel as he sleeped. Sadly Dan had to ruin his dreamland.
Dan: Phil. Phil! Get up!
Dan had gotten really frustrated with the fact that Phil wouldn't get up.
Dan: Phil, GET UP AND EAT THE BLOODY CEREAL!
Phil: huh?
Dan: Rise and shine motherfucker, are you a wuss?
Phil: No, I'm getting up shut up!
