The life of a tree

So i was born a seed a little tiny seed you know like most trees yeah so one day this guy well not a guy a body building "duck" (read my other story if you want) he walked up to the counter and said hey the names ackmid i want a seed and the man at the counter said no shit this is a seed store which one he replied with i really dont care just a seed a seed that grows into a plant. The store person said kk M9 and gave him a seed and the duck left.

He went back to his hometh and diggered a hole dropped in the seed and watered meh i seemed to grow relly fast because he kept putting strange powder into the grass and i grew and grew until i was neally 6 cm tall wow then one day i grew again and went to 7.26193)39164836293639 m tall i was now taller than everyone it was pretty cool the only crap bit was that a heap of birds shat on my branches so yeah

I was relly happy until one day my owner ackmid the duck past away i was so sed that i walked away 😭😭😭😭
( yeaah i know walked lol ) i left and went to the deep dark woods where the wolfs would crowd around me and poop on my trunk it was not even big m8 so one day i got sick if it and rekt the wolfs by popping them in the snout dirty peasant wombats😒

Yeah then i lifed for a relly long tim and it was really cool i growed to the biggerest tree ever siiiiick m9

Yeah i know a really crap story but im bored so i wrote this story so yeah unmm fun times and yeah luf you long tim m9 m8 the end