The Curious Incident of the Aussies in the Oreo Aisle

Apology not accepted, you breadstick murderer

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Pt 12 - Apology not accepted, you breadstick murderer

Once my salad is sorted I go sit down again, making conversation with Luke who is sat next to me and Seren who is sat in front of me. We're all eating and chatting happily when Luke freezes next to me

"You ok Lukey -Poo?" I ask poking his cheek, getting slightly when he doesn't react to the terrible nickname or the poke

"Lucas, are you with us?" Calum asks kicking him under the table and Luke shakes his head, raising his hand to point at Seren

"Breadstick" He squeaks and we all turn to look at her. She has half a breadstick in her mouth the other half in her hand

"What?" She asks when she notices us all staring at her "have I got something on my face? Crumbs?" She asks

"Seren I thought I could trust you not to eat my brothers and sisters" Luke says frowning at her "what you are doing is deeply upsetting and deserves punishment. You have to pay for my meal" he tells her, crossing his arms and giving her a look that basically says 'challenge me bitch, I dare you'

Seren, being the smart girl she is, removes the breadstick from her mouth and sets it down in her bowl, apologising to Luke who is swapping seats with Ashton who is sat at the other end of the table.

"Apology not accepted, you breadstick murderer" Luke says pouting at her before starting to talk to Michael who was sat in front of Ashton

"Well that was intense" I say chuckling lightly before eating a mouthful of salad. There's a hum of agreement over the table and soon everyone is eating again, chatting away like nothing happened. A little while after the breadstick incident our pizza's come out and for about ten minutes no one speaks for the soul reason that everyone is shovelling pizza down their throats like they haven't eaten in months. Conversation bubbles up after a little while though and I think the only reason that it occurs is because none of us can keep our mouth's shut for extended periods of time. Not that there's a problem with that.

"So I was thinking that after this we can just walk around town, do some window shopping" Carri says breaking the comfortable silence that we were in

"That sounds good yeah" Luke says looking up from his almost empty pizza pan "can we go on the London eye as well?" He asks her and she nods

"It'll be cool to go up there in the evening" I smile and Carri nods again getting her phone out and taking a picture of her pizza which I'm fairly sure she posts on Instagram with a bunch of hashtags that have no relation to the picture its self. Stupid Instagram famous people thinking they can waste everyone's time by putting things like #Nofilter on a picture of some flip-flops. Fuck them.

"I want to see Buckingham palace as well" Ashton adds "we might even see the Queen, who knows" he smiles and I chuckle at him. Ignorant foreigners.

"Ash the chances of us seeing the queen are second to none" I say taking bite of pizza "she's a busy bitch, running a country and taking care for a load of corgis takes it's toll on an elderly woman" I explain to him

"You might meet her if you become famous though" Seren says "I know One Direction did, you'd have to ask Hunter why that was though I have no clue myself"

Ashton nods and since he's finished eating he pulls on my curls, watching them unravel and then letting them spring back. I have no issue with people touching my hair anymore, eighteen years of curl abuse has lead me to the conclusion that it is easier not to fight it and let people touch as much as they want.

Michael orders dessert and by the time he's finished with his largely oversized slice of chocolate cake (not that he's complaining) the rest of us have finished our pizzas. We pay and Seren pays for Luke's food which makes him very happy