Just A Dream

New Friends?

Dreams are weird, you know? Like sometimes they're about bumping into your favorite celebrity at some random bus stop while on a holiday in the USA. Sometimes there about puking up a bunch of salmon you just ate. Sometimes there about superheros stopping a rampaging monster destroying a city that swallowed an ice crystal. Sometimes there about running through Monkey Mania just with snakes instead of kids or balls in the ball pits (all dreams I've ACTUALLY had) but when you wake up... you always relize that... it was just a dream (ba-dum tisss). But this? This was definitely real. Unless dreams went for days on end and culminated with the Dreamer hanging upside down in a tree by one leg holding a giggling braindead Runkey by his tail to stop him from falling out of a tree while the said Runkey's girlfriend held on to the Dreamer's OTHER leg and tried to stop BOTH of them from falling out of the tree. ALL while the Dreamer's dogs bark at them. And that's exactly the mess Danno found himself in. It had all started when his concussed friend Rigby- no.... RIGGY had gotten out of bed and tottered downstairs while he and Rosey talked. Somehow neither of them had noticed the sound of the door opening but the next thing they knew when they where downstairs and outside they saw this little blue chaos gremlin perched way up high, giggling like some kind of demented toddler and singing about pasta and lilacs. So the two of them had to CLIMB the tree to get him down before he hurt himself. But they had overestimated how strong the tree branches were and it had snapped. Luckily Rosey was agile enough to jump to another branch but Danno and Riggy weren't so lucky. They fell but one of Danno's legs caught on a branch and he had used it to anchor him to the spot. Then he had grabbed a still giggling Riggy's tail. And there they were - stuck in what had to be the most ridiculous situation of his entire life. Danno slowly and carefully lowered Riggy to the ground. As soon Riggy was on the ground he laid down and started mumbling sleepily about humming birds and pirate foxes. Danno pulled himself up with a branch and then jumped down onto the ground. Rosey slowly climbed down too. "Well.." said Danno. "That was... an adventure... is he ALWAYS like this???" "Uh..." said Rosey. "Yes... and no..." "mmmm" said Danno. "Very descriptive..." "well..." she said sitting down on the ground with (a now fast asleep) Riggy. "YES... he is usually a chaotic little blue blur of caffeine-powered energy but NOT usually... THIS braindead... USUALLY..." Danno shrugged it's fine "ah it's fine... I have a lot of dogs... I'm sure I can handle your chaotic boyfriend..." Danno picked up a sleeping Riggy who mumbled something about a parrot called Molly who liked to eat peanut butter on banana slices but then started snoreing and occasionally mumbling nonsense. Rosey laughed "no..." she said. "No matter HOW chaotic your dogs are I can GARENTEE Riggy will beat them in terms of chaoticness EVERY TIME." "Oh JOY..." said Danno tiredly. He sat down being careful not to wake Riggy up. They didn't need anymore randomness.

Well that was a weird and exhausting day. ~✌