The Candy and Rissa Show!

How To Make Cupcakes; Ep.7

RISSA: Heyo!

CANDY: Hey. Today we're gonna teach you guys How To Make Cupcakes.

RISSA: Yeah, we're practically professionals, so.

CANDY: Step one: Get a bowl and pour cupcake mix in it. Then crack eggs and beat them in a bowl.

RISSA: Step two: Do you know what goes great eggs? Sausage! Add sausage to your mix!

RISSA: Step three: Next you add milk to your mix. And EVERYONE knows that you can't have milk without cereal! After you pour the milk, sprinkle some of your favorite cereal in there!

CANDY: And then obviously you want to add some extra fun to your cupcakes! Just be a unicorn and throw in all the glitter you want! And Sparkles. You can get those anywhere. You need to make those cupcakes pop.

CANDY: After that, you don't want your cupcakes to feel insecure, so put some makeup in the mix. Some lipstick and mascara. Just go CRAZY. Makeup and glitter go great together.

CANDY: After you add that, just add a movie. Do you want those cupcakes to be bored in the oven?? No! Just a add a movie so it'll be entertained

RISSA: P.S. (Candy says nothing scary. They won't like that.)

RISSA: After you've beautified your cupcakes and gave them something to do, put the mix in a cupcake pan and stick them in the oven!

CANDY: While it bakes it'll be watching the movie that you put in it.

RISSA: And you need something to do too! While I go round up some friends to share with, here's Candy with another recipe!

CANDY: While the delicious cupcakes are baking, who eats cupcakes without a drink? There's a special recipe, it's called milk. Not any ordinary milk. Glitter milk. So first you need to buy milk. Then you add some chocolate, any chocolate you like. After that you do it like the cupcakes and add glitter. It would taste like chocolate milk but you need to spice things up a little. Add some pepper. Any kind of pepper you want add it in there. It will give it flavor and taste great.

CANDY: After the cupcakes are done, enjoy them, and drink the drink and it will be the best thing ever. Share it with your friends.

RISSA: I hope you enjoy! BTW's
If you take them out of the oven and they look awful, you DID NOT follow the steps right!

CANDY: Yes and that's all for today. PS. Please don't try this at home I don't want you to die. I know you won't, but I don't know if some high people are reading this. Ok byeee.

RISSA: Bye! And if the cupcakes do make you sick, you never knew us...

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