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    The Shards of His Heart

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    M: *points at Pheonix* A human turtleneck, *points at Watcher* a narcissistic monster, *points at ProfRed* and literally the dumbest person I've ever met. 
    ProfRed: And who am I? Describe me now.
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    Watcher: Sorry, who are you? 
    Pheonix: Oh, I'm Pheonix. 
    Watcher: Oh yeah, I've heard about you from ProfRed. 
    Watcher: Are you their friend or something? 
    Pheonix: No. 
    Pheonix: I'm their therapist.
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    Watcher2: So jellyshish- 
    Watcher1, laughing: JELLYSHISH!? 
    Watcher2: You know what I meant!
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    Light: What's up with you? 
    ProfRed: What do you mean? 
    Light: You've been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What's your game?
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    *ProfRed and Watcher1 are fighting* 
    Watcher2, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?! 
    *ProfRed and Watcher1 start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*
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    M: Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger. 
    Watcher1: Punt like football.
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    ProfRed: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
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    Pheonix: You know how some people consider "may you have an interesting life" to be a curse? 
    ProfRed: Yes...? 
    Pheonix: Fuck those people. Wanna have an adventure?
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    Watcher1: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. 
    Watcher2: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back... 
    Pheonix: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. 
    Light: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. 
    M: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. 
    ProfRed: Mental stability, my old friend! 
    Watcher1: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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    Light: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? 
    Prof.Red, watching M screaming, Watcher1 trying to set a sleeping Pheonix on fire, and Watcher2 choking on air: I don't know either.
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    Light: Why don't you go talk to her? 
    ProfRed, sarcastically:  Oh. Yeah, sure. 
    Light: What? So you go tell her she's cute, what's the worst that could happen? 
    ProfRed: she could hear me.
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    M: Where is the Professor?
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