SMASH IDOL

Ridley

Smash Announcer: Hello everybody! Welcome to the very first episode of SMASH IDOOOOOOOOL!

We are here today with our hosts Ella and Lucas Holloway, Rock (aka Megaman) and Parker Redhall!

Ella: Hi!

Lucas: Hey!

Parker: Hello! *Takes a sip from mug*

Rock: *eats KFC*

SA: *clears throat* So we have our first contestant Ridley from Metroid

First appearing in 1986's Metroid, Ridley has become the main villain of the franchise and is absolutely terrifying. But I'll let him explain from here

Ridley: Hello, my name is Ridley. There are not a lot of heavyweight fighters so I would be a goo-

Rock: Too big.

Ridley: -good heavyweight. I am also a villain and there are no-

Rock: Too big.

Ridley: Not a lot of villains. I am a Metroid representative. There are not a lo-

Rock: Too big.

Parker: *pulls out Ice Blade* *freezes Rock's mouth* Continue.

Ridley: There are two Sami? Samuses? Sami. No one else. We need another rep.

Rock: *takes chicken bone and breaks ice* Too big.

Ella: Rock if you don't stop, I swear! *chases Rock out of room*

Lucas: Umm.. Continue?

Ridley: I use fire and I fly. A combination not used yet.

Ella: All done.

???: *mmrrph mrpph mmm m*

Lucas: What did you do exactly?

Ella: I have my secrets

Ridley: My tail and wings are effecti-

Rock: mmm mm

Ridley: F### it. I'm out. *ROAR* *Trashes room*

All: *SCREAM*

SA: Umm... Thanks for watching the first episode of Smash Idol. See you next ti-Hey, how did you get in here, UHH AHH!!

*camera shatters*