Let's Be Real [Boy x Boy Romance]

Chapter 1

Guess who's back? That's right. Me.

First things first, this is (obviously) a gay romance. If you are offended by homosexuality, do not read.

Second, this story does have some offensive material (making fun of various kinds of people. If you are easily offended by others opinions and the mockery of stereotypes, you might want to stop reading now. I WILL make fun of things and I WILL seem offensive on this story. But that's partially the joke because of the characters. So, don't overreact.

Now, Enjoy the first chapter. I'll try to update weekly or even sooner. But expect at least one a chapter a week.

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  Garret glanced down at his textbook without a single intention to read it. He pulled his phone out of his pocket and glanced down at the gleaming screen.

  "Not a single text..." Garret sighed under his breath. None of his friends ever texted him during class.

  He discreetly slipped his cellphone back into his pocket and sighed in discontent. He hated -- no, despised -- science. It was his worst subject and to him it was pointless information he will never need in his life. When the hell would he ever need to know how rats procreate?

  Suddenly, Garret felt a playful pat on his back. He jumped then turned to the culprit. It was his best friend Jason. The two had almost every class together since middle school, and have been friends since kindergarten. They knew everything about each other and were often mistaken as brothers.

  Jason slumped into the seat next to Garret. "'Sup bro?" He had a devil's smile running across his lips.

  "What's up with you? You're smiling like Rachel talked to you or something." Garret mocked. Rachel had been Jason's crush since sixth grade. Though he had never had a real conversation with her, he was madly obsessed with her and it irritated Garret.

  "Better than that, dude." Jason shoved his arm across Garret's shoulders and tugged him close. "Guess who got a girlfriend?" He was almost singing.

  Garret pushed Jason back and gave him a puzzled look. "Wait... Rachel and you a--"

  "No dude! Alissa Savaj! Hottest chick to ever walk this planet. Man, she's so awesome." Jason slumped lower in his chair, smiling like a little schoolgirl.

  "What about Rachel?"

  "Fuck Rachel, she's a whore anyway."

  Garrets mouth dropped and his mind was bubbling and was about to explode. What the hell happened to the Jason who stalked Rachel?

  "Anyway. I've got a date with her Saturday. I'm pretty excited. We're gonna see Fahrenheit 451 together. Isn't that awesome?!" Jason's smile could not get any wider.

  Garret's blond brows furrowed sharply. "Er... Jason... You and I were supposed to go see that together on Saturday... We've been planning this for a month, remember? You can't just--"

  "Oh fuck! I forgot man... I'm sorry... Look I'll make it up for you sometime, okay?" Jason offered.

  Garret turned back to his textbook and sighed. "Okay." No, it was not okay. He wanted to see a movie based on his favorite book with his best friend, but now he was going alone. Garret was far beyond pissed. He heard Jason say something like 'thanks' but Garret ignored it. The only thing running through his mind was how aggravated he was at Jason for skipping out on something he had been looking forward to.

  When class ended, Garret strode out of the room, as quick as possible, ignoring Jason. Next hour, creative writing. The only class the two did not have together. When Garret stepped into class he fell into his seat and pulled out his nearly-filled composition notebook. He started writing furiously into his notebook, taking out all his anger on a myriad of words. He wrote about a man who had been betrayed by his brother, so he murdered him and he was on the run.