A Closer Look at the Inside of a Hogwarts Brain.

Note: Each house has a different character. The italics are the thoughts of that person, and the "quotation marks" are things that that one person says. The person is answering questions/ conversing with another student from their own house. Each of the four house scenes take place in the Great Hall, after the house sorting, and all four house characters are speaking to first years because, I mean, come on, first years are so fun to mess with XD. This is just in case you get confused, because really, I'm a confusing person. Enjoy :). 

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A Closer Look at the Inside of aHufflepuff's Brain.

Hey, I remember that girl! I met heron the train. She's a first year. Hang on, what's her name?

"Oh, yeah, hey! Yeah, I rememberyou!"

God, what's your name?

"Oh, nothing. What about you? How wasyour summer?"

This is awkward. Should I ask herwhat her name is? No, that might make her upset that I forgot. Man, Ireally should be paying attention to the sorting. God, think!

"Really? That's so cool!"

Yeah, I really don't care, but I'mgonna pretend that I do. Mmm, this is really good pie. I wonder ifthey have- They do havepudding! Thank you, Dumbledore!

"Ouch, that must have hurt."

Please use your own name in asentence, please use your own name in a sentence, please use your ownname in a sentence ...

"Oh no, I've never been there. Itsounds cool, though."

No, it doesn't. It reallydoesn't. Please stop talking so I don't feel awkward about notknowing your name anymore.

"Wow, that soundsbeautiful."

You know what sounds even morebeautiful? If you would stop talking and let me eat mypudding in peace.

"Yeah, I wish Icould've seen that."

I actually had a greattime at my grandmother's house this summer. Would you liketo shut up and listen to me talk about it?

"Oh, no, I'm notbored at all! Please, go on."

God, you're so boring. Stop talking.Stopstopstopstooooooooop talking.

"Yes, I haveseen that show!"

Finally, something worth talkingabout!

"Definitely. Yes,no doubt."

Okay, it just got boring again. Oh,look, now she's talking about Slytherins. How fun.

"Oh, yeah, sohot. Huh? Yes, I'd totally date him. Mhm. Mhm. Yeah."

Yes, I'm totally listening to youright now. Sooooo interested in what you have to say about the hotSlytherin over there. It's not like he's DracoMalfoy, or anything. Oh, wait. Heis Draco Malfoy.

"Draco and HarryPotter as a couple? Yes!"

Now there'ssomething worth talking about!

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A Closer Look atthe Inside of a Ravenclaw's Brain.

Alright, new year, new first yearsto bask in my smartness.

"Sure, go ahead."

Already a new one sitting right nextto me. This should be fun.

"My opinions onthe use of poisons on prisoners? I think they should."