What if Dan and Phil lived in the middle of the woods? Would anything about their lives be different with no one else around them?
Dan Howell and Phil Lester loved YouTube.But it was rare that they made videos. The two had lived together in a house in the woods for two years. They loved eachother, but neither of the boys would admit it. Every single phan had noticed from the start, but Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil hadn't noticed yet.
Since they lived in the middle of the woods, they had to make-do with what they had- this could mean many different things.
One night, Dan decided he wanted to try to take a step further with Phil. It was a nice night out, so he decided to do it outside. Phil was tedious at first,but eventually Dan got him to sit on a rather wide tree branch. They both sat in the same position, with their legs on either side of the branch. Dan slowly started to speak.
"So-erm, Phil" began Dan, "I um, I really...um,like you and I was wondering-" and with that Dan got on top of Phil, pushing the whole lower half of hs body against the smaller boy. Soon Phil understood, and began to move along with Dan, nearly falling out of the tree from losing his balance. Phil cut Dan off.
"Listen, Dan, I love you loads but" Dan began to look worried, "We're gonna fall out of this tree sooner or later, let's move to the ground." With that, they jumped out of the tree and continued where they left off- Dan on Phil.
Phil began to moan as Dan continued, harder, faster, and Phil began to question if he could go on much longer.
"Dan" moaned Phil. Dan stopped pushing on him.
"Listen, Dan. We're doing this,in the middle of the woods. We both clearly love eachother." Dan interupted. "I love you to Phil. Now do me hard and prove you love me to."
The boys have been together since. It is said that they got married a few months later in Vegas. No videos or photos can be found to prove the theory.
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