The Hunger Games
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Harry Potter Fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia!
Hunger Games Fans: I'm good.
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How to ruin my life: show me a picture of Rue.
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You know you are way to obsessed with your books when you spend $52.09 on a bow and arrow.
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Me meeting Suzanne Collins:
Me: Hi.
Suzanne: Hi.
Me:
Suzanne:
Me: *takes out bow and arrow*
Suzanne:*screams*
Me: LET ME SAVE RUE!!!!!
Crowd: Save Rue! Save Rue!
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TFIOS
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Did anybody else cry at the part where Hazel finds Gus in a puddle of his own pee, because you realized he is losing control of his body, and isn't going to make it?
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So, John Green said that Hazel dies about a year after Augustus.
Can I change his name to John Mean?
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Divergent
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2+2=four
3+3=Tris
4+6=Fourtris
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Factions in the Hunger Games:
Abnegation: I will sacrifice myself for my ally.
Amity: I refuse to kill anyone. Can't we just give them bread?
Candor: I'm going to stab you in the neck while you sleep. Sorry, not sorry.
Erudite: I will be your ally if you eat these delicious "blueberries!"
Dauntless: DIE!!DIE!!! *stab stab stab stab stab* DIE!!!!
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MAJOR ALLIGIANT SPOILERSYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Okay, you read it? Good.
Veronica writing Allegiant:
Veronica: And Tris lived.
John Green slips out of shadows
John: She's got to die. In the book. We will make readers feel pain... forever.
John Green disappears.
Veronica: Alright.....SPOILERS END
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FanfictionA book to laugh about!!!! Includes jokes about TFIOS, THG, and Divergent!!! Enjoy!!