Jokes

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I dare you to go to the closet family member or friend and ask them/ tell them some of these hilariously stupid jokes!
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Me: What mouse has  two legs?
Friend: I don't know...
Me: Mickey Mouse!
Friend: Ah.
Me: What duck has two legs?
Friend: Donald Duck!
Me: Every duck.

Me: I have a disease called:
Awesomeness
You won't get it
'Cause you don't have it.

Teacher: Where is your math homework?
Me: It died. It had way to many problems.

a/n

haha hey guys. so  4 updates in one day WHOOP!!!!!

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