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Chapter 2

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you're abusing that right!

Dear men in the white coats, As long as you promise to put me in the bouncy room with the awesome jacket that let's me hug myself I'll go with you.

Okay you need to back away. I have a spoon and I know 33 ways to kill you with it.

Talking to yourself is just one more way to insure an intelligent conversation.

Being crazy only means you're more fun.

When the nice men with the big net, come for me, tell them I want one of those jackets to hug myself in, but OH... Make mine purple!!

I'm frightened because that squirrel is eavesdropping on my conversation with you... So shhhhh! The squirrel is listening! AHHHHHH run for your lives!!!!!

Well this is just craptastic. My purple unicorn ran away, the flying ninja monkey stole my bike, a red gummy bear kicked me, and the robot frog is back.

If I were you I'd shut up. The little voices in my head are telling me to high five your face with a frying pan.

To tell you the truth, I don't think I'm crazy, I think I'm perfectly normal, and it's the rest of the world that's wrong in the head.

If I laugh randomly when you're talking to me, don't worry, the voices are telling me jokes.

I'm going on a trip. Some nice men in white with a big net showed up and put me in a jacket so I can hug myself. YAY this is gonna be fun!

I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. I died there. They buried me. The worms ate me. I hate worms. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

You can say I'm crazy all you want, but when you get eaten by zombies, I will be perfectly safe locked in my house with a rifle and a smile on my face.

It doesn't hurt to be a little crazy, cause if you don't life can be boring, ask my friends without me life would be really quiet.

I don't need your attitude I have my own.

I'm playing hide'n'seek with the men in white coats! I'm winning!!!

I'm on strike! I will not talk to anyone until my demands are met. I want a baby monkey and an army of scottish squirrels.

If you see me tilt my head and stare into space... The voices just gave me a REALLY good idea. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

The awkward moment when you're sitting in the car and look out at the car next to you and realize they are already looking at you!

I saw a flying cow yesterday. It was purple and I named him Phillip... I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but she was already laughing at Steve the snake.

I watched transformers today, and I've spent the last two hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He's shy.

Do you understand what I'm saying or do I need to learn how to speak stupid?

It's a beautiful day... Now watch some idiot screw it up.

NINJA HUG! ... You never saw it coming.

I hate it when this happens, When you're snuggled up in your bed, you grab the covers to pull them up and BAM! Your hand slips and you end up punching yourself in the face...

I don't understand this. When friends come over to my house and they're like " do you have a bathroom?" and I think to myself "Of course not we go outside."

If only we had some sort of search engine to look up anything in the world and get 11,200,000 results in like 0.25 seconds, I don't know we could even call it GOOGLE or something like that.