Why Jimbob Why

Once there was a boy named Jimbob. Jimbob wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed if you know what I mean. Being 4'9" all the "ladies" in school were taller than him. With blonde shaggy hair and tan skin with brown eyes people called Jimbob surfer boy. And by people calling him surfer boy I mean his mom. LOL. Fail. Jimbob had the hugest crush on Amanda in his class. Ooh lala! Amanda was 5'7" and had long curly brunette hair and blue eyes with fair skin. Both of them were on the track team in school and one day Jimbob asked Amanda how she jumps hurdles. She starts laughing and says 'uhh??'. Jimbob gets embarrassed and says ' I didn't mean it that way!' And runs home crying. The next day Amanda has her hair straightened and Jimbob thinks that she looks gorg as ever.