ALIVE2COW

So like one day Spot was like walking around and then walked into a coffee shop and sat down and was like "Betch give dis gurl som cofe" and behind the counter was a young guy with flowing rainbow hair and he was lik "Sure thing mam" in a really low sexy voice lik morgan freeman. And so Spot was like "dammm gurl u sexy" and the tall mysterious man took his shirt off and started flexing. Then the man continued makin the coffee but noticed Spot staring at him. with his shirt still off he was like "oh I didn't notice you staring at my abs" and then undr a wave of embarrassment he starting repeatedly slamming his ass agaisnt the counter causing a 9.6 earth quake to shake the whole town. "Oh I lik a man tht can cause eartquakes wit his ass" Spot said and with that the floor of the coffee shop splits open and Spot starts screaming and falling in and the man was like "babby no!". Then he turns into a airplane and flies down to save her. but it was too late. She was ded! And the rainbow man cried over her body screaming "Baby baby baby noooooo" but then Spot was like "no I'm not ded I was just sleeping" and then Icedax and Charmy join in and thay all start making out and they all lived happily evar after.

THE END.