The Kidnapping Of Triston Farron

The TFH Club.

"In other news, two gunmen arrested at the SoFi stadium here in Los Angeles, California. The two men now in custody spoke to detectives earlier admitting there was suppose to be a planned attack on famous teen sensation, Triston Farron. We were told they were paid by an anonymous user on a website that is commonly known as the dark web but instead what really happened..."

I grabbed my remote and muted the TV for the sake of my sanity.

They had ONE job. Kill the target and don't get caught.

Not only did the hitmen I hired fail to do their job but they also exposed the story to the police and had it broadcasted on live television!

They'll just pay me back with both of their lives.

I quickly grabbed my phone and logged into my Twitter account.

"Five million tweets already?" I scrolled through the #protecttriston tags that was now trending worldwide.

I have many twitter accounts but I'm logged into the one that's dedicated to celebrities I hate.

How this all started is pretty simple. I got bored one day and decided to start a hate account with my friends expressing my dislike towards celebrities I couldn't stand and wouldn't care if they died.

I remembered seeing a video of Triston Farron for the first time and instantly I disliked him. Was it the shit eating smirk he always gives to the camera? Or was it his face constantly being posted all over the internet? Either way, I couldn't stand him.

I made him the main person to hate and called our account, the TFH (Triston Farron Hate) club. Of course I have other celebrities I hate on too publicly but then there's Triston.

I don't know why but I had a gut feeling I'm not wrong to hate this guy, to the point I want him dead. My gut feelings are never wrong.

You know there's these mindless minions of his that call themselves 'Tristonians' who worship Triston like a cult leader. The guy who never sings live and puts no effort in being a decent person yet somehow he's considered a "god" to these fan girls.

I'm reading the tweets and they're... positive?Even the hate accounts who follow me are actually praying for tristion's safety... This has to be a joke. All I could do was stare in disbelief as the tweets started growing to millions!

''I'm sorry but your hatred towards triston shouldn't have you irl trying to kill the guy... thats loser mentality fr"One person tweeted.

"I don't care for triston and his fans but that's fucked up. Guy doesn't do anything wrong for someone wanting him dead " Another tweet popped up.

Now I'm going to find both the name's of the hitmens families. They didn't do anything but I could care less. They're all guilty by association to me.

"The only sad thing about this situation are the gunmen not finishing the job wtf" I tweeted out hoping at LEAST one person would agree but I was wrong. DEAD wrong.

Almost immediately my mentions flooded with my followers, tristionians, and different sides of Twitter attacking me.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Almost immediately my messages started spamming with password requests. Oh cute, someone's trying to hack me. Even verified accounts and celebrities piled on coming at me in the quotes!
My twitter was barely even  functioning at this point...!there was too many people tweeting at me.

I thought I saw one of my friends on their private burner account add a pity like to my terrible ratio... It had to be Tiara. She's always on social media.

Matter fact, she was the one who warned me not go on there last week. Now in her defense she told me she was willing to do the job but I had to wait a week because she was studying for her exam and I was too impatient.

After ten minutes, I just gave up and went private  since my quotes were almost up to 500K with only one pity like.
This is humiliating... there's no way I can come back from this... I deleted the tweet and deactivated the account entirely.

I put down my phone and stared at my TV again. The two hit men's mugshots displayed on screen in full HD. I just rolled my eyes and cut off the TV

My friend did warn me the dark web was useless for hiring hitmen but I was lazy and desperately wanted that singer dead. It wasn't that much, only twenty thousand. Ten thousand for each men. I hired two just in case one fucked up.

I got out my laptop and quickly looked through my files of the two hitman's family information. Apparently one of them just recently had a baby boy.... Oh well.

I grabbed my phone again and texted my friend the hitmen's names and their families names. I smirked knowing my friend will handle the rest and have those hitmen's families dead by the morning.

This Friday night was so disappointing but at least I got something out of it. Also saw one of the hitmen has a family of six... again oh well.

I went under the covers and fell asleep knowing I destroyed two family trees in a spam of five minutes.