Kirby and Friends: Adventures in Derpland

Chapter 5: Screaming

The picture above will make sense a little bit later in the chapter.

And this chapter is going to sorta line up with the plot of Kirby's Return to Dreamland for real this time!

"HEEEELP!" Kirby cried, running in circles. "WHAT IS IT?!" Bandana Dee asked, running up to Kirby. "I DON'T KNOW!!" Kirby screamed. "BUT WE NEED TO GET THE OTHER TWO FOR NO REASON!"

"OKAY! I'LL GET DEDEDE!" Bandana Dee screamed. He ran off toward's Dedede's castle to get King Dedede. "AND IMMA FIND META KNIGHT!" Kirby yelled after him. "OKAY!" Bandana Dee yelled back.

Kirby ran in circles all across Dreamland, screaming Meta Knight's name. "METAAAA! META META META META META!! HERE, METY METY METY! META KNIIIIGHT! HUB BLUB BLUB BLUH!!"

After quite a bit of running around, Kirby found Meta Knight sitting under a tree, reading a book. "META!" Kirby screamed. "KIRBY!" Meta Knight replied, looking up from his book. "COME ON!" Kirby screamed. "WHY?" Meta Knight asked loudly. "I DON'T KNOW!" Kirby yelled. "BANDANA DEE AND I ARE JUST GATHERING EVERYONE FOR NO REASON!"

"WOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LEGITIMATE REASON!" Meta Knight commented. "I KNOW!" Kirby replied loudly. "ANYWAY, WHATCHA READING?"

"A BOOK."

"WELL NO FREAKING DUH! I MEANT, WHAT IS THE BOOK ABOUT?"

"WHAT?"

"WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT?"

"WHAT?"

"WHAT IS YOUR FRIGGEN' BOOK ABOUT?!"

"OHHH.... IT'S A LOVE STORY ABOUT A WADDLE DEE AND A WADDLE DOO."

"EWWWW YOU READ ROMANCE?"

"YES I DO."

"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING IN CAPS LOCK STILL?"

"I DON'T KNOW... MAYBE SOMEONE'S CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK."

"MAYBE. WELL, ANYWAY, LET'S GO BACK AND FIND BANDANA DEE AND KING DEDEDE."

"OKAY!"

Meta Knight tucked his gross love story into his infinite cape and jogged after Kirby. It didn't take long for Kirby and Meta Knight to find Bandana Dee and King Dedede. "WHAT IS GOING ON?!" Dedede asked. "BANDANA DEE AND I ARE JUST GATHERING YOU TWO FOR NO REASON!" Kirby answered. "WHY?" Dedede asked loudly. "FOR NO REASON!" Kirby repeated.

" 'CAUSE WE FELT LIKE IT!" Bandana Dee screamed at the same time. "WELL, I'M GOING TO SIT UNDER THAT TREE OVER THERE AND RESUME READING ABOUT WADDLE DEE AND WADDLE DOO ROMANCE," Meta Knight informed the group, pointing over to a nearby tree.

"HOW DARE YOU READ SUCH THINGS ABOUT MY KIND!" Bandana Dee glared at Meta Knight as he headed over to the tree.

"I'M HUNGRYYY!" Kirby whined. "FETCH," Meta Knight said, tossing a piece of cake in Kirby's direction. Of course, Dedede saw the cake as well. And you know how much Dedede loves food.

"MY CAKE!" Dedede screamed, grabbing the cake before Kirby even had the chance to catch it. "NO!" Kirby screamed. "MY CAKE!" Kirby tackled Dedede. "NO, MY CAKE!" Dedede screamed, trying to grab the cake. The two continued screaming "MY CAKE!" as they fought over it.

Bored with watching the two fight, Bandana Dee headed over to Meta Knight. He stood over Meta's shoulder, reading his book.

"Waddle Doo..."  Sailor Waddle Dee felt his face heat up as he brushed his lover's shoulder. "You're a beautiful Waddle Dee, you know," Waddle Doo flirted with him, softly brushing his cheek. Sailor Dee moved closer into Waddle Doo's arms, enjoying the warmth he provided. "But...but Waddle Doo, what will Sir Meta Knight say?"

"Shh..." Waddle Doo hugged the Waddle Dee closer. "As long as we are together, nothing will separate us. Together, we will abolish racism."

"I think that's enough reading for today!" Bandana Dee exclaimed, yanking Meta Knight's book out of his hands and slamming it shut. "Wha--Oh, come on!" Meta Knight protested. "That's the best part of the whole book!"

"No, you shouldn't be reading that stuff." Bandana Dee squinted his eyes in disgust as he added, "It's really gross!"

"Give me my book!" Meta Knight demanded, standing up and reaching for his sword. "Never!" Bandana Dee cried, tightening his grip on the book. Meta Knight lost it after that. He tackled Bandana Dee, hitting him with his sword while trying to retrieve his book.

So, now there were two fights going on: Kirby and Dedede fighting over a piece of cake, and Meta and Bandana fighting over a book.

CRASH!

The four stopped their fighting to find that a spaceship had crashed a few feet away from them. "SHIP!" Kirby screamed, pointing at it. "Kirby, how long are you going to stay in your little fantasy world?" Meta Knight asked.

"WE NEED TO INVESTIGATE IT!" Kirby yelled. He headed off towards the spaceship, with his three "companions" following behind.