I wish people weren't so dumb.
Like really.
Could ya like stop being dumb.
Okay, for this to make sense we need to go back to this morning. My best friend Jacob and I planned to see Marvel's Ant-Man today. A Saturday, so of course, there would be many people going too. I didn't mind as much as I thought I would.
This morning:
"Hayden, honey!" My mom yelled from the kitchen, "sweetie get up, you don't want to keep Jacob waiting." Was he here already?
I looked at my alarm clock so see it was 10. The movie started at 2:45, why the hell was he here now? I had to move in with my parents for a little bit while my apartment was getting work done. I swear I don't live there, a 25-year-old still living at home, ha.
"I'll be down in a minute!" I yelled back as I rolled out of bed and into appropriate attire. I threw on a pair of ripped blue jeans and a Markiplier Tee with a gray hoodie.
"Well doesn't the princess look beautiful today?" Jacob smiled.
"Shut your face. Why are you here so early? The movie doesn't start til way later."
"I couldn't wait to see you lil bubble." I groaned at that horrid childhood nickname. Long story short: homemade bubble soap does not do well in eyes and the local hospital refers to me as lil bubble as well.
"Let's just go you ass." I smacked him playfully as I grabbed my keys. "I'll be back whenever."
"Don't come back until you've had fun!" My dad yelled from the living room. We drove down the streets of Cincinnati in a comfortable silence. We eventually stopped at a park near the theater.
"So what's your plan genius? Why are we here early?"
"I...." He said getting out of the car, I soon followed. "Made us a picnic." He grabbed the blanket and basket from the trunk. I wasn't an idiot. I knew he liked me. I just-- he knows it's not going to go anywhere, I'm not the type of girl you date. I'm the girl you can play video games with and totally need out. I'm the best friend not the girlfriend.
"Jake...you didn't have to..really...you know--"
"I know 'you're not the girlfriend you're the best friend' blah blah blah. I'm not making you my girlfriend, I'm simply taking my bestest best friend on a picnic." He smiled innocently. I gave him a 'mhmm sure' look and he shook his head and laughed.
We set up near the pond and he pulled out lunch from the basket.
We sat and ate for a while. Talking about life and all of that fun stuff.
"But why though?" He sighed, not whined, but sighed.
"Why what?" I ask in confusion.
"Why won't you give me a chance? I mean you know I'm a good guy...am I that bad looking?" He looked down.
Let's stop right here: Jacob is absolutely beautiful. He's fit as hell and practically perfect to everyone else. Every girl he meets falls for him, every girl but me. In all honesty, I'm confused as to why he likes me at all. Yeah, a 5'3 brown-haired brown-eyed half Asian girl that has an unhealthy obsession with video games. Meanwhile he's a 6'2 brown-haired blue-eyed full blooded American who's a part time model.
"What? No, sweetie of course not. You look great, it's just that-- it's not-- I'm just--" I just kept stammering over my words.
"I-- I'm sorry you don't have to explain yourself...I shouldn't have pushed." The blush crept up on his face.
"Look at me. You are so handsome, you're like every girls dream. Just..not mine."
"Yknow you're not making this better." He chuckled.
"I know. Hey we're gonna be late for the movie." I said trying to change the subject as fast as possible.
We got in and got our seats right in the middle. Surprisingly, there weren't that many people in the theater. Just a few large groups but no one really near us. I think there was two people a few seats away from me.
(A/N: lil spoilers sorry m8)
The movie was fantastic. I cried when Dr. Pym told Hope what happened to her mother. And Paxton was absolutely hilarious.
"Ready to go?" Jacob asked as the credits started rolling.
"Hell no! It's marvel." I said in a 'duh' tone.
"Um..."
"The credits scene dumbass." I sneered.
"Well, I'm gonna wait in the lobby as you wait to read the credits...I guess..." He got up and left.
"Wha but noooo." I saw more and more people getting up before the scene. "Why are you all leaving?" I said quietly to the theater, dragging out the last syllable like a whine. At least the people next to me didn't leave. Seriously are people this dumb? You don't go to a marvel movie and leave before the credits. That's like waiting in line for a ride and then not going on it.
Just as about everyone but the two guys next to me and I left, the scene popped up.
(A/N: Spoilers m8)
OH MY GOD. MOTH. HOLY SHITE. I turned to the guys next to me and politely said, "excuse me, I have to nerd out a bit." I gave them a shy smile and screamed, "OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING." They laughed along and started to get up. "I wouldn't do that." I advised, "sometimes there are two."
The man closest to me said, "well I can't miss that now can I?" And he moved over to the seat next to mine. His friend followed his lead and sat next to him.
"So, comic book fan?" He asked as we were waiting for the complete end.
"Totally. I'm the nerdiest nerd in all of Cincinnati." I smiled proudly.
"I'd beg to differ, I believe that title belongs to me." He chuckled. His voice was so low and masculine. And sexy.
"Then maybe we should have a nerd-off to really see who's nerdier." I joked.
"Maybe we should." He confirmed. "Can I see your phone?" He asked politely, I obliged with a smile.
He saved his number with the name 'Nerdiest Nerd to ever Nerd.' As he was doing so the next scene popped up. I tapped him lightly on the shoulder.
(A/N: last spoiler m8)
CAPTAIN.
BUCKY.
WHAT.
"CAPTAIN. BUCKY. WHAT?" He screamed next to me. I was freaking inside and out. Holy shite.
We walked out together talking about the end of Captain America: Winter Soldier. Even though it was a topic I loved, I still felt awkward talking to a stranger. I still hadn't looked at him to see what he looks like. We had interlocked our fingers, it felt so natural that I didn't even notice.
We walked out and Jacob was sitting on the bench waiting for me. I saw his face dropped as he saw me with this man. I let go of his hand and walked over to Jacob.
"You totally missed the best TWO end of credits scene in the history of marvel." I laughed, totally over exaggerating. He pulled me close and whispered, 'zip up your hoodie, right now.'
I followed his order and did as he said. I turned around to say goodbye to my new nerd friend and I froze for a bit.
This is fucking Markiplier.
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