it was the day. i was going to ask our korbit ( mrs. korbit, aka korbit morbit ). she was looking for a house and i suggested it. a 143 by 98 ft home. her bedroom had a really big closest, which is why i suggested it. I need a open area to watch her from, but not able to be seen. she snores a lot but i don't mind. one night as i was watching her sleep i noticed her talking. it was risky, but i moved closer. " squidward...don't eat the rotten eggplants! " she yelled. i ran back to the closet and hid. she woke up and and called her friends and said " we should go to that diner that sells fried eggplants at exactly 5:36 tomorrow bye ". and with that she went back to sleep. so peaceful. i touched her face. it was so smooth, but rough. I think she shaved her face. i am 648% sure she is a man but that's besides the point. ily her. 5ever.
the next day at that diner I sat across from her. i watched her eat that eggplant. I studied her. she was beautiful. he friend said she had to poop bc she felt intense poopy pains in her stomach. very intense poopy pains. very. so this was my chance. as I got up and began to run over i gasped. my brother andrew grabbed my arm. " don't do this. " he cried " why? you can't control me all my life jonathan!!" I started to yell. " bc...you know what. I'm just still hung up on how I killed our parents...I'm sorry!! I just needed to test out my new milk truck and...it hit them!! I was selfish and wanted a ostrich but it's k" He cried and hug me! what?!?!? "no it was okay. they didn't buy me my xl nerf 2.0 ak47 gold plated gun for my birthd-our birthday." I smiled and hugged him. "ily u jonathan!! ur my brother and u have nice hair." he smiled 2. " I don't want u to ask her out bc you can't leave me " he cried more. "It's okay I will never leave you...we own the same property"
