Written by BiographicStorieZz
One day a little feller named Narcel jumped happily up and down through his garden. He was so happy that he could jump to the moon and back on earth. The fresh spring grass slurped underneath his shoes as he walked to the Winnieh Poo hood. But what he couldn't stop thinking about was the gorgous looking Winnieh the Poo. Winnieh Poo came out of his house and looked at Narcel with a descend look. Narcel gasped. Winnieh Poo goes to Narcel and put his hands on Narcel's. Narcel gasped again but he couldn't look away from Winnieh's strong sweaty unblemished body. 'Don't worry Narcel' says Winnieh teh Poo and gives Narcel a deep hug. Narcel closed his eyes. He couldn't believe being so close to his truely love. Narcel and Winnieh look deep into each others eyes. Their faces where so close to each other and Narcel said soft:'I love you Poo'. And Winnieh Poo was like: 'Ha! Gaaaaay!' And walked away leaving Narcel all by his own. Narcel looked after him while Winnieh Poo was going away. Narcel broke down to his knees and cryed. His heart got injured with a deep wound who could nobody ever close again. Except one guy. A hand Layer done on his shoulder. Narcel looked around fast. It was Harry from One Direction. 'It is ok buddy, I know how you feel' he said. Narcel stoped crying and his tears of fate expire on the grass. They kissed. It was a long deep kiss of desire. Narcel got down on his knees. His body was so ready for Harry. Harry got behind him and undressed his pants. His little tiny thing down their looked at him from behind. Narcel said with a feared voice: 'Please be gentle it's my first time...' As Harry sticks his little boy inside. He thrusted in as deep as he could with his little tiny mini thing and Narcel screamed: 'Oh yes Winnieh Pooo! Fill me up with all of your bee syrup!'. Harry stopped. 'Winnieh Poo?' He said. Narcel looked down with a shy look and gasped: 'I'm sorry I...' 'Stop! No words anymore!' Shouted Harry. 'How could you still think about this stupid yellow bear?!'. Narcel replied: 'cause he's better than you'. Harry said: 'oh my god...why does no one like me more than Winnieh Poo?'. Narcel looked in his face and smiled 'cause your a faggot'. Harry cried and jumped down a cliff. Narcel went back to California and now he makes million of dollars with Baseballcaps. Winnieh Poo became a big star on the internet. And I hate fanfiction.
To avoid missunderstoods: No I'm not a homosexuel, I don't want to have sexuel contact to Winnieh Poo or Harry from One Direction and no I hate Fanfiction. I just made this masterpiece to show you how stupid fanfiction is. But for the people who make good fanfiction thumbs up. If their is any good fanfiction...
