Head Over Heals - Taylor And Calvin

A CALVIN SHORT STORY

Calvin smiled and waved out the window as Taylor left.
It had been about a week since the two got Back together, but since Taylor was a busy woman, she had to leave frequently.

This weekend, Calvin was watching Olivia and Meredith. Taylor's cats.

Now, Calvin knew nothing about cats, he was mostly a dog person.
After waving goodbye to the love of his life, Calvin decided to make some popcorn and sit down by Taylor's plasma screen TV.
Looked to the side, he saw the two cats.
Cats couldn't be that hard to watch, they just slept.

Calvin didn't know Taylor's cats at all.

Calvin enjoyed Olivia's company, she snuggles up with Calvin, ate treats right out of his hand, and just snuggled on his chest.

Now that bloody cat Meredith.

Meredith was hell for Calvin, she hissed, scratched, growled, and even bit him.
Sometimes she would just look up at him and hiss before going back to sleep, annoyed.

Calvin turned on one of Taylor's cheesiest shows, Grey's Anatomy. She always went on and on to him whenever he just brought it up, he should be educated for his girl.

After about ten minutes into the first episode, Calvin understood its point,

A bunch of sexed up doctors who cheat on each other and have office affairs.

Calvin hit the giant red button on the remote, and attempted to go to sleep.
He smiled as he imagined Taylor. What he ALWAYS did in his free time.

He planned where they would go next, maybe he could bring her to Scotland!
Smile plastered smugly across his face, Calvin was interrupted by the persistent and annoyed meowing by no other then the devil. Mere.

"Bloody hell. " Calvin groaned as he stood up.

There stood Meredith on the other couch, in her awkward mearcat position, persistent on meowing.

"Go be a normal cat and sleep, eat, just go away."
Calvin attempted to lie down about a dozen more times, by Meredith persisted, and refused, to stop meowing until Calvin stood up.

"Okay what the blast is it you bludger." Calvin kneeled down and faced The evil creature.

Meredith gave what seemed to be a cocky purr to Calvin, only to trot away to the back Door, where she placed her fuzzy bottom down and continued to whine.

"What?" Calvin walked over, squinting out the window.
He didn't see anything, she probably just got distracted by the birds.

"Bad Mere." Calvin scolded, only to get a furies and tempered growl.

Calvin laughed, amused by the sass this cat had. However, he did see a news paper placed neatly out front.
He shrugged, and scooted Meredith over with his foot as he opened the glass door, and leaned down to retrieve the paper.

Bad move on Calvin's part.

Meredith shot in between his legs like a rocket.
Calvin cursed, as e slammed the door shut, and flung the newspaper at the cat in attempt to stop its sprinted scurry.

"GET BACK HERE BLESSED!"
He sprinted after Meredith, who stayed in the lawn, but only to send Calvin on a wild goose chase.

Zig zagging across the lawn, Calvin finally seemed to get Mere cornered.
"Got ye now you damned cat." he smirked. Reaching victoriously down, Meredith hissed, only to sprint and crawl up Calvin's body and push off his back.
"MOTHER OF THE LOCH!" He panicked as he felt her claws run up his body.

Turning around, he saw Meredith, she sat in the middle of the lawn, wiggling her nose.
He exhaled angrily.
"Can't believe Tay hasn't sent you to China yet ye beast."