one day luke was walking to the " unicorn park" (as he calls it) and he saw this weird asian guy that was hitting on a tree,
luke decided to walk up to him and ask him why he was acting like a dumb ass
" why are you hitting on a tree?"
" what?"
"what?"
" im not hitting on a god damn tree you weirdo" calum rolled his eyes
" then what are you doing"
" im looking for alaska" ( haHAAA)
" alaska is in the u.s" luke said
calum rolled his eyes in responce
" anyways do you like legos?"
" no"
"say yes"
"no"
"please"
"no"
"are you asian"
"no"
"where are you from"
"australia"
"so if your from australia, then why are you asian"
" OMG YOU CANT JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY ARE ASIAN" i heard a girly giggle in the background
" im not fucking asian you loser"
" your from australia tho"
"shut up"
" do you like legos?"
"no"
"do you like microwaves"
"no"
" then what do you like"
" not you"
luke cried
calum laughed
" so you wanna have 10,000,000,000 babies ?" calum asked
"what do you mean?"
" babies"
"ok"
and luke and calum only could have 2 babies and they were named ashton and michael
THE END
:)
THANK YOU FOR READING MY FAB STORY THAT LOOK ME 10 MINUTES TO WRITE.
I LOVE PASTA AND NARUTO
SEE YOU LATER BYE
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Hello, My name is dallas and this was a fake story, you know, like a lib, or whatever they are called.
bye.
♥ again
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babies.
Fanfiction" lets have 10.000,000,000 babies" " what are you talking about" "babies" "ok "
